look out it's satan's camaro!!!!!!!!

lets see how smart you are on the nerdy quize

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/quizpage.php?quizname=070725103512-387419&

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Post this on you're profile if you hate racism.


think of a number between 1-10 and say it out loud










your number is 1 or 2 or 3 or 4 or 5 or 6 or 7 or 8 or 9 or10 if u picked 11 12 .... than your stupid

jay and silent bob

Fuck fuck fuck
Motha motha fuck motha motha fuck fuck
Motha fuck motha fuck
Noische noische noische
1,2 1,2,3,4 noische noische noische
Smoking weed smoking wiz
Doing coke drinking beers drinking beers beers beers
Rollin’ fatties smoking blunts
Who smokes the blunts?
We smoke the blunts?

Rollin’ blunts and smokin em’

-Uh let me get a nickel bag

15 bucks little man
Put that shit in my hand
If that money doesn’t show
Then you owe me owe me owe
My jungle love yea
Owee owee owee o
I think I wanna know ya know ya
Yea what

-What the hell you signin?

-You dont know jungle love?
-That shit was the mad notes
-Written by god herself
-And handed down to the greatest band in the world,
-THE MOTHERFUCKIN TIME

-You mean the guys in that Prince movie
-Yea Purple Rain

-That shit was gay
-Fucking 80's style

-AAAA dont you EVER cursed Purple Rain around us!!



white & nerdy

They see me mowin', my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so White N' Nerdy

Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna roll with, the gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too White N' Nerdy

Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
We really White N' Nerdy

First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills I'm a champion of D.N.D.
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures and cherries
I got Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know pie out to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer rap I haven't run
A past gal well I'm number 1
I do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a get but I gotta soldering gun
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Java Script as well as Klingon

They see me roll on, my segway
I know in my heart they think I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Can't you see I'm White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy

I'd like to roll with, the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
How'd I get so White N' Nerdy?

I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never keeps me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized holy grail
Really well
I can recite it right now have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML do for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Got myself a fanny pack
They were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop pop! Hope no one sees me get freaky!

I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AP club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Piccard?
I spend every weekend
At the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so White N' Nerdy

Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
Just because I'm White N' Nerdy
All because I'm White N' Nerdy
Holy cow I'm White N' Nerdy

I wanna bowl with, the gangsters
But oh well it's obvious I'm White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Think I'm just too White N' Nerdy
I'm just too White N' Nerdy
Look at me I'm White N' Nerdy!

a little information:

things i love:
*music(rap,rock,extream rock!)
*girls
*cars
*more cars
*CooCKies
*doing magic
*dragons
*drawing dragons
*videos games
*killing natsis in video games
*my country (Israel the 12 best country in the world.. very dangerous)
*punch walls out of boredness
*and the night

games i like:

NFS underground 2,most wanted and carbone
shadow of the colossus
DBZ-budokai and tenkaichi
eye toy
sonic
RAYMAN
GOD OF WAR 1 and 2
godzilla save the earth
soul callibure 3
medal of honore
warcraft
GTA

i play card games such as: Yu-Gi-Oh , pokemon and magic the gathering

things i hate
*rich peoples who waves there money in other peoples eyes
*the 200 kids that come every day and ask me to draw/paint tham something
*smoking
*alkohol
*drugs
*drunk peoples
*peoples
*anima and manga (exept dbz)
*shows (mainly anima and manga) where at some point someone there says that he is <strong like/he is> a god or
that out of nowere thay get the exact power from that shit calld "love" or "friendship"(there is no fucking power in this stuff!) and defet the bad guy in such a shity way
*and middle age stuff for one simple risson THAY ARE ALL THE SAME
*movies from hallywood with the reguler srait... i mean-
begining-a big fighting scene/someone dies
later on-they intreduse themself
middle- big fight someone dies/break up
pre ending-hes back to life/thay are back together
ending-a happy ending and thats just fucked up

show that i like:
*INVADER ZIM!!!!!!
*family guy
*friends
*prison break
*ben 10
*megas XLR
*sayinfeld
*ארץ נהדרת
*מועדון לילה
*היורש של אורי גלר
*spongbbob squerpants
*Jackass!
*2 and a half mans
*scrubes
*the tonight show
*the late night show
*and more

favoret movies:
the blues brothers
8 mile
everything with vin dizel and jim carey and adam sandler ,whin haun and ouen willsone
night at the musieme
dogma
J and silent bob strike back
scary movie 1,2,3,4
epic movie
pirets of the caribione
and more...

a little dessterbine thing:in my class and the other 10th grade classes in my schoole there is almost no hot girle that isnt smoke/drink and thats just sad

8 mile
yo every body from the 313 put your motherfucking hands by the count of me
yo every body from the 313 put your motherfucking hands up (up)
the wally stand shocked noticed that the croud got his hand up
the free world got to pess on
now whoes affraid from the big bad wolf
1,2,3 untill the..4
1 pack 2 pack 3 pack 4 4 pack 3 pack 2 pack 1
his pack there pack your pack (is) done
i rule this motherfucking mc
i got everything you have againts me
i am white i am a fucking bump
i do live in a trailler with my mom
my boy futerd is an affutan [?]
i do have a dumb friend named chedder bob who shoote himself in the leg with his own gun
and i did get chumt by all 6 of you fuck
and wink did fucked my girl im still standing hear scrimming FUCK THE FREE WORLD
dont ever try to judge me dude you dont know what the fuck happend to (me)
but i know little something about you
you went to "krambruks" thats a privet schoole
what happend dog your imberresed
this guy isnt a gaingster his real name is Klerens
and Klerens still live home with his perents
and Klerens perents have a real good marrige
now thats just cant be good cuz
there's no such thing as "BLACK AINT CROOCK"
his scared from death his to look
on his fucking year book
fuck krambruks

fuck the biped im a local fellow
fuck papa dot
papa clock
papadella
fuck you all if you doubght me
im a peas of whit shit and ill say it proudlly
fuck this battle i dont wanna win im outy
hear tell this people something they dont know about me



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