Greetings, one and all. I am Corinth Maxwell, demon lord of the arctic realms. Those foolish enough to defy me are the corpses you hear about researchers finding entombed in ice.

I live only 6.7 miles north-northwest of my girlfriend Cara, who I go out with at every opportunity. However, I hear that there are those who see her as ugly, or unwanted. A friendly reminder to those people........There's plenty of room in Antarctica for shallow graves.

I also give out personalized, permanently frozen miniature ice sculptures.......when a person has earned them.