Yes, I can assure you I am female. Conjob is there because he rocks and creeps people out. Makes my job of doing just that easier, really.

Oh yeah: His teeth are yellow because he's British. He almost got accepted in the Big Book of British Smiles but his pearls simply weren't jagged enough.

In the meantime, I shall suckle tenderly on your brain juices. Hold still.

(If there is a problem with using comic scans as your profile picture here, I would like to hear about it before I have the hounds sicced on me.)

Some Quick Fandoms - the stuff I like:
Megaman Legends/Zero (Underappreciated, the both of them.)
Akira (One of the few anime that lives up to its hype)
Parasite Eve (Old but good.)
Hellblazer (Screw the movie Constantine. If you're old/mature enough, pick up the comics.)
Sandman (Mr. Gaimaaaan...)
A handful of other Vertigo comics whenever I get my hands on them (Wachow.)
Ultimate Muscle (I have to live off the much better manga now. Underappreciated.)
Dragonball Z (Kind of. I get the inkling every now and then)

And then some other on and off things, like for say John Carpenter's The Thing.

And, the stuff I love to hate:
I don't like most new, overhyped anime, because few live up to it, meaning I think Inuyasha and Beyblade eat discarded goat livers and find them near unwatchable or cliche. I'm also currently boycotting Megaman Battle Network and EXE - I refuse to pay a dime for anything for it, whether it'd be the games, anime, manga or underoos.

I hate Kagome too. I could write an essay on why I hate her. I could write a story about slowly turning her into a slug, detail by detail, and not feel bad about it.

Yeah. That's right. Kagome can go turn herself into a slug. Inuyasha can do the same too. And the rest of the Inu cast, for all I care. I, being a wolf lover, don't even like Kouga. John Constantine, Tetsuo Shima and the gang of characters I love get to be reassigned to creatures high on the food chain with backbones. Favorism at work.