WOOP WOOP!! WHUT UP NINJA?

PHAT KID PRIDE!!!!

awesome, I love ICP, I have many friends that love it too, were all juggalo's and we always hang out....anywho, I love al kinds of music, my other favorite band is Three Days Grace

DUDE, you have hatchet man on your profile, your awesome!!!!! I love ICP!!!

MMFWCL!!!

DO THIS ITS SOO FREAKY
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>thursday october 6, 2005
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>here just do it
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>most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I
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>letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and
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>week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,
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>1. To yourself, say the name of the only
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>guy or girl you wanna be with 3
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>2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
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>within the next week and say it to your self
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>3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
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>yourself 9 times!!!
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>5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
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>Now make one last &final wish about that one wish
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>After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people,
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>u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
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>!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
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>your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important
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>message!
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>Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda
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>chain
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>letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863
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>if you
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>break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing
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>Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
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>up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same
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>since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any
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>it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her
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>Second Example:
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>Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
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>nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the
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>your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
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>the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
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>next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
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>since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
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>Third Example:
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>Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
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>get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
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>getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that
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>he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled
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>friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day,
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>same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery!
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>then his
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>dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him
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>play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best
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>gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and
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>Limp
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>Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was
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>the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been
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>Now, you heard the stories. I know
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>only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go
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>that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you
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>1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
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>life.....forever!!!!!
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>10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
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>friend......ONLY!!!!!
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>15 people- your crush will say they like you
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>20 people- your crush will ask you out!
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>25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
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>30 people - Your crush
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>35 people or more- All of the above!!
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>Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
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>everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
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>friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go
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>chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the
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>catch.....you only
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>have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to
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>and u cant send it baq to me

whats up juggalo i like your art of icp they rule

****ring**
receptionist: Hotline..
Guy: Uh...hello?
receptionist: What up?
Guy: I'm not sure if i wanna live anymore, that's what's up-
receptionist: HOLD ON!!!
**LOUD METAL BANGIN' MUSIC**
Doc. j: Hellooo?..
Guy: I need someone to talk to...
Doc. J: talk to ya mom..
Guy: my mother died last year..
Doc J: Serves her right, dog!! HAHAHAHA!!-Naw i'm just playin' frack nuts.,listen, whenever ya feelin' low, just page me and I'll call ya..
Guy: Y-You will?..
Doc. J: I'll call you a NERDY dog! For Botherin' me!!, now, Dont Blow Your Fuckin' Head Off..
Guy: why? who cares if I do?..
Doc. J: The poor guy who's gotta clean that shoot up! If your gonna do it, DO IT OUTSIDE OR SUMTHIN!!!
Guy: You think i won't really do it, dont you?-
Doc. J: HONESTLY, I could give a Rats @$$!!
Guy: You think I won't huh? you think i wont do it?!-
Doc. J: DO IT! DO IT FUCKER!!! BRING ME THE GUN, I'LL FUCKIN' DO IT FOR YA!!!
**B A N G!!!!!!!!!**
Doc. J: H-Hello?! YA THERE?!
Guy: Hello?...
Doc. J.: I Knew you wouldn't do it, ya SCARY dog!!!!