Forget what you heard about me, this is me:

My name is Ed.
I am female.
I am 17.
I currently attend COD.
I went to WWSHS.
I have an Olde English Mastiff puppy named Nixon.
I work at Kindercare.
I'm bisexual, and damn proud.
I race motocross, and I’m damn good at it.
I have goals and dreams.
I want to have at least two kids.
I want to get married to the guy that I love with all my heart.
I want to graduate from college.
I want to become a teacher.
I’m lost and confused.
I have the world in the palm of my hands.
I speak up for what I believe in.
I try to be funny at times, but know when to be serious.
I like hanging out with my friends.
There is no other place in the world I'd rather be than with Mikey.
I love reading.
I love to write and draw.
I love to listen to music.
I wish upon the stars.
My weakness is love and my fear is being alone.
And yes, I am short. Deal with it.


Stuff I like:

Motocross, pixie sticks, yaoi, yuri, hentai, guys, girls, playing in the sand, dancing, drawing, writing, biting people, fire, anime, mangas, duct tape, singing, lighting things on fire, purses, scarfs, playing cards, and glomping people, you know, the usual teenage girl crap.

My Favorite Books:

Battle Royale, Rainbow High, Stephen King, Hannible, The CSI Books, Anything by V.C. Andrews, Sybil, and anything where there is a lot of murder and blood.

My Favorite TV Shows:

Cowboy Bebop, Naruto, Trigun, The Fresh Prince, Rosanne, Invader Zim, Boston Legal, CSI, Mad TV, and The Fairly Odd Parents.

My Favorite Music:

Green Day, Matchbox 20, Weezer, Jessica Simpson, Bowling for Soup, Fall Out Boy, Cute is what we aim for, Wicked, Pink, Blink 182, AFI, Nelly, Panic! At the Disco, JPop, Techno, Country, Heavy Metal, Emo, Rap, Rock, Punk. Almost anything except Polka.

My Favorite Movies:

Boondock Saints, Pet Semetry, Full Metal Jacket, Cool Hand Luke, Cowboy Bebop, Wedding Crashers, Dogma, You Me and Dupree, and almost anything that is really funny.

Really Cool Quotes:

"I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.- Margaret Cho

And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power hath descended forth from Thy hand that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth unto Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be, In Nomine Patris, Et Filii, Et Spiritus Sancti.
- Connor and Murphy MacManus, Boondock Saints

Why don't you make like a tree, and get the fuck outta here? - Doc, Boondock Saints