I am Muffin the first. I used to be Muffin the only, but then I was REPLACED, cast aside like a used tampon...

But now I'm back!!!

That's right, /I/ took the gingerbread men!!!! And if you want them back, you'd better give me Muffin holier-than-thou the second! If you don't, it's lights out for the Gingerbread man and his pals!

Now, I'm not completely unreasonable. I understand that you may doubt my statement, so here's a little proof:



You have one week to comply.

muffinthefirst.livejournal.com/

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