RETARD?


[x] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

[x] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen on my face.

[x] I have choked on my own spit.

[ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

[x] I type only with my pointer fingers.

[x] I have accidently caught something on fire.

[ ] I've told a cop to piss off and gotten screwed for it.

[ ] I attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidently went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

[x] Sometimes when I think of something funny, I laugh out loud and people look at me weird.

[ ] I've caught myself drooling.

[ ] I've accidently caused an explosion. (aerosol can + garbage fire)

[ ] If someone says the word "fart", I cant help but laugh.

[ ] I've turned into a "do not enter" one way road plenty of times.

[x] Sometimes I just stop thinking and zone out...

[x] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow. (I've seen my friend Liz do it.)

[x] I just tried to lick my elbow.

[x] people often shake their heads and walk away from me.

[x] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

[x] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

[x] I've used my fingers to do simple math.

[x] I've jumped off a moving vehicle.

[ ] I ate a bug for $5 or less.

[xx] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important. (It gets 2)

[ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I dont.

[ ] I've done something really stupid while I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran around naked when I was drunk.

[ ] I've ran into a golfcart tire when I was drunk

[x] Ive searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

[ ] I accidently break a lot of things...

[ ] My friends know not to use big words around me. (They use them anyway)

[ ] My friends like me because im fun to laugh at.

[x] I move my head to the side when im confused.

[x] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

[x] I've fallen out of my chair before.

[ ] When im laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Now multiply by what you got by 3, and you get your percentage.

Oh my GOD, that's.....57%! I think....GRAH! I don't check my math.



Paranoid: High
Schizoid: Moderate
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Very High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate