So what is someone like me doing at Fanart-Central.net?
Well, for starters Deviant Art hates fan art, methinks.
Secondly, as this Biography is being written, I'm currently working off a one week suspension from DA after some jerk kept harassing me. (You know who you are!)
Thirdly, since Spyed became "Der Fuhrer" of DA, testicular fortitude has declined exponentially. At this point, you can't curse on DA anymore. Sirkowski, known for his Miss Dynamite cartoon and banned from DA, said it best on his blog recently. "It is only a matter of time before Deviant Art is purchased like MySpace." Incase you are wondering what the big deal is with all these people getting ratted out by MySpace, Facebook, and possibly soon Deviant Art, read this article, or as Katy Towell (Children R Skary) pointed out in a recent blog entry this section of MySpace's new TOS which states that anything you post on their website belongs to the News Corporation, the same News Corporation that owns Fox News and publishes many disinformative tabloid newspapers. A lot of people seem to disagree about this information that I have presented to you. It's like you tell them "Big Brother is watching you" or "Soylent Green is People" yet they still use it unaware that the News Coporation is willing to pay top dollar to disclose your personal information and identity. To make matters worse they send it to school administrators, colleges, universities, employment agencies, advertisers, even the National Security Agency and Central Intelligence Agency. Sounds like something a conspiracy kook would say, correct? Well, I am no conspiracy theorists but I am a scientist. And as a scientist, my job is to observe events and put them into rational meaning. So if the press is making a fuss about people with blogs and MySpace accounts, then everything I have just stated is true. There is plenty of supportive evidence to back up my theory, so why does nobody listen? They are either too immersed in such websites, such as they have a circle of friends they do not wish to part with or have been using the program for some time, or they believe that it is trendy. It doesn't take a computer scientist to realized that the former is in quite a pickle and that the latter only joined up because the newsinfotanment industrial-complex badgered them with they idea that they could be somebody. The truth is that it is all bullshit. We've all been told that someday we'd be rockstars, rappers, supermodels, athletes, perhaps even the president someday and that we would be someone important if we'd drop or notions to think, create, and learn that we could substitute ignorance with things that we have been told would bring us happiness, or by submitting ourselves to what we have been told is faith by surrendering ourselves to a divine being in exchange for money or death, or by letting someone else do something we don't like. Wake up and see the real truth!