Who am I?: Grant Kumar (Hence the "G-Man" namesake), of the Tri-Valley of the Bay Area of California of the USA of North America of Earth...that's pretty long.

That's good: Rowan Atkinson, Mel Brooks films, John Hughes films, Tim Burton films, sushi, garlic, pasta, Camp Lazlo, Mega 64, The Apprentice, Mythbusters, The Aquabats, Junior Senior, Batman, DDR, Initial D, Time Crisis, Phoenix Wright, Sly Cooper, Ratchet and Clank, Jak, Douglas Adams and Tim Dorsey literature.

That's bad: Mushrooms, eggplant, bananas, most nuts, politics, elitism, lack of money, brushing your teeth then drinking orange juice, control freaks, homophobes, intolerance, abuse and cruelty, interruptions, John Steinbeck and Eugene O'Neill literature.