stewie from family guy:Yes crack!I love crack!


ANA!!!


INUYASHA!!!


ME IN BATHING SUIT!!!


ZOMBIE!!!


DEVIL!!!


MERMAID!!!


FAIRY!!!


ANGEL!!!

fav songs:Glamorous by Fergie! Buy u a drank by t pain
im a flirt by r kelly and girlfriend by avril lavigne



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DO NOT WATCH IF SCARED EASILEY
to watch clik on the house

one day a ist grade teacher asked a girl whats the alphebet
when the girl didnt answer the teacher said when you go home ask
your mother when she got home her mom was cooking the girl asked mom whats the alphebet
*all of a sudden the mom cuts herself*
oh how stupid of me the mom replied
then she asked her dad who was watching football
she asked dad whats the alphebet
*then there was a tochdown*
touchdown charlie brown the dad replied
so she asked her brother who was playing video games
the asked brother whats the alphebet
dona dona dona dona batman her brother replied
then she asked her sister who was taking a shower
sis whats the alphabet
ive been working on the toilet all the live long day
her sister replied
*the next day at school*
her teacher asked whats the alphabet
she replied oh how stupid of me
go to the office the teacher insructed
touchdown charlie brown
when she got to the office the principal asked whats your name
dona dona dona dona batman
mr batman why are you here the principal asked
ive been working on the toilet all the live long day
ok your free to go said the principal

My name is Sarah.....
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I cant do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end! And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor
My name is Sarah
And I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.

GOOD GURLZ DONT LIE,

BAD GURLZ DONT CRY,

DUMB GURLZ NEED AIR,

NAUGHTY GURLZ NEED UNDERWEAR,

SWEET GURLZ ARENT MEAN,

FUNNY GURLZ MAKE A SCENE,

PERFECT GURLZ HAV ALL DA CLASS,

MEAN GURLZ WILL KICK UR A**,

SMART GURLZ WILL EXCEL,

GOSSIP GURLZ WILL TELL,

POPULAR GURLZ GET ALL DA BOYZ,

LITTLE GURLZ PLAY WITH TOYZ,

NORMAL GURLZ ARE NOTHIN NEW,SO WHICH 1 APPLIES 2 U?



A black man went into a restarant and the white man at the till said "coloured people aren't allowed here. the black man said...

When I was born I was BLACK

when i'm hot i'm Black

when i'm cold i'm Black

when i'm sick i'm Black

and when i die i'll be Black

But...

When you were born you was pink

when you are hot you are Red

when you are cold you are blue

when you are sick you are green

and when you die you'll be purple.

and you're calling me coloured?