In the beginning, there was Maemotholomew, who gave birth to her father, the Kiwi, who in turn, gave birth to Maemotholomew


BUMFLUFF


Who then adopted her son, Maxmotholomew, who's older then both of them *tooch chin (ach the noo)*.

I like long walks in the beach.... or PARK, whatever's good.

Followed by hours of psychopathinc thoughts and long periods of genocide.

With a side portion of cheese.

THE MOTHS ARE COMING TO KILL ME *flails wildly*

The end. Or is it.