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Les Claypool: "I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time."
Stan and Kyle: "Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation."
Claypool: "Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind."
Cartman: "Ample parking day or night, people shoutin, 'Howdy neighbor!'"
Claypool: "Headin' on down to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind."
Kenny: [muffled singing "I like girls with big fat titties! I like girls with deep vaginas!"] (Seasons 1-3 only)
[muffled singing "I have got a ten-inch penis, use your mouth to help me clean it!"] (Seasons 4 & 5 only)
[muffled singing "One day I'll be old enough to stick my dick in Britney's butt!" (referring to Britney Spears) (Seasons 7-10a only)
[muffled singing "Get a job you silly person Nature's bitch is really hurtin'"] (Seasons 10b-11 only)
Claypool: "So come on down to South Park and Meet some friends of mine."

Cochran: Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself! But, ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!
Gerald Broflovski: Dammit!
Chef: What?
Gerald: He's using the Chewbacca Defense!
Cochran: Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

…because juries don't understand technical jargon, we're getting closer and closer to situations where lawyers are going to employ the Chewbacca Defense, as created for South Park. Already, Slashdot has suggested that SCO is using a Chewbacca Defense in their case. Basically, you just have a convincing lawyer make up a bunch of technical stuff, make connections that don't have anything to do with one another, point out that it does not make sense, and therefore, the case should get thrown out. The legal strategy of the twenty-first century: trojan horses and Chewbacca.

some info on the crazy phycopathic freak me!!^^
name: Jesse Stevens

alternate ego: Chester (he can be realy annoying and he's a HUGE pervert)

age: 16

birthday: January 6, 1992

hobbies: Watch anime, read manga, play videogames, draw, and spendtime on the net. (I don't have a life. *sobs*)

avalibility: single (that's a call out to all you ladies)^^

likes: video games, anime, manga, cartoons, t.v., making new friends, being able to act how I want when ever and where ever I want, all of my friends, SOUTH PARK, and of course CHEETOS!!!!^^

dislikes: people, places, and things that dislike me.><

My fav show is, if you can't tell by my profile, South Park

My fav Manga is Negima

My fav anime is Naruto

My fav comedy show besides South Park: Mind of Mencia

My fav show that isn't an anime, a cartoon, or comedy: CSI series

My fav new shows: The Daily Show with Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report

I don't have a favorite band

My fav video game is the legend Zelda series

I'm an anime freak so you do the math...but just in case your bad at math that means I like almost every anime.

I do like several cartoons.

point of origin: Miami Florida.

Don't be afraid to ask me any question that comes to mind, I don't bite. I just throw stale cheetos at your head.^^

Requests:


I take requests and art trades My only rule is that there be no nudity.

more info on me later^^