APU Skit

Jones: Three across, five letters....
(boys enter room)
Cillian: Hey coach. What's up?
Hayden: Hiya.
Jones: Not much boys. Just finishing this word puzzle.
Hayden: Need some help?
JOnes: Sure.
(hands puzzle to Hayden)
Hayden: Hmm, five letters.
Cillian: Another word for Superfantasicsupersenationalistic...
Hayden and Cillian: Coolio!
ones: Cooli?? That's not even a word.
Hayden: Correction coach, it's been a word for like seven years now.
Cillian: Yeah, anyone who's anyone says coolio.
JOnes: What ever, how do you spell it?
Cillian: C-O-O-L-I-O, duh.
Hayden and Cillian: Deedeedee!!!!!
Jones: Dee dee dee?
Hayden: Yeah, another word for anyone who's anyone. Well gotta go.

Later that day at a meeting.
Jones: Well, the point is that Kyla should be able to play next year.
Hagen: You mean Kyla Brookling?
Jones: Deedeedee!

Back in the room.
Hayden: Hey coach. Going on vacation?
Jones: No you moron!!!! I got freaking fired from your stupid word!!!
Hayden: My stupid word. Coach, I told you. Only anyone who's anyone can say those words. You're just, um, yeah. Got to go.
Jones:.....................................