Hey! I love writing stories. I might eventually submit some of my art (if I ever get my scanner working) but for now enjoy my stuff! Feel free to comment. I don't mind flames but be sure to use pretty fire ;P

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK.But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE.And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.... Post this on you're profile if you hate racism

Name: Savannah (aka Vannah, VanVan, or Bambam)
Age: Sixteen (oh yeah)
Eye Color: Green with blue around the edges
Hair Color: Dirty blond
Weight: You'll never know....
Height: 5'6'' or so.

Fav Food: Pizza, hamburger, speghetti
Fav Band: Avenged Sevenfold (HELL YEAH!!!)
Fav Song: Its a tie between Scream and A Little Piece of Heaven.
Fav Colors: Red and Black
Fav Word: Woot!
Fav Hobby: I like going out and killing indescriminately then drinking their blood...Oh. And I like to draw and read and write.
Fav Animal: Wolves, Demon Wolves, Dragons, Snakes, (basically any mythical creature, as well as any canine)
Fav Sports: uhm...Tennis I guess...



When I was kidnapped my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room the next day. (I feel so unloved)


I love making peoples laugh so I decided to put some jokes and stuff on! Enjoy!

An Indian boy goes to his mother one day and ask her, "Mother, why is my brother called Mighty Storm?"
Mother: "Because he was concieved during a mighty storm."
He thinks about this then ask, "Why is my sister called Sunflower?"
Mother: Because she was concieved in a feild of sunflowers.
The boy is quiet and thinking about this.
Mother: But tell me, why do you ask this Torn Rubber?

Chinese Proverbs:
Man who fish in other mans well catch crabs.

Man who stand on toilet high on pot.

Foolish man give wife grand piano,wise man give her upright organ.

War no decide who right, decides who's left.

Man who scratch ass should not bite nails.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Man who run in front of car get tired, man who run behind car get exhausted.

Silly Sayings:

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.

He who laughs last, probably doesn't get the joke.

Never hit a guy with glasses, always use your fist.

The meek shall inherit the earth after we're done with it.

Floggings will continue until morale improves.

Dyslexics of te world untie!!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.

STUPID= Smart Talented Unique Person In Demand

There are three kinds of people in the world: People who know how to count, and people who don't.

I see you're playing stupid agian...Looks like you're winning to.

I'm not as think as you dumb I am.

You can be: Shit faced, Shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. I'm betting you have the last one.