ASJ;AWINVAOIUIHA;KJS F***ING FAC! I got all the requests scanned and everything, but IT'S JUST NOT WORKING! It just won't upload--either it'll take forever to go to the next page and then it'll go all, "Cannot find site" or it'll say that there was no image uploaded! SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY I don't know what the hell's wrong with it either!

Sorry, but I'm depressed and my stories seem too silent and unnoticed, so I'm going to have to promote myself now. By the way, I no longer post fanfictions that get no comments. In other words, if I don't get a comment on a story, it's not going to continue.
Fullmetal Alchemist fanfiction (which is a pretty obscure crossover)
Original Story
Fruits Basket fanfic
Naruto fanfic
And you can get to the full gallery right there.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENTS IN BRIGHT AND VIBRANT COLORS!!! I am blind as a bat and have horrible eyesight and eyestrain issues, so IT REALLY HURTSS!!!! So if it seems a bit bright, DO NOT TYPE IN THAT COLOR!!!! Previous offenders of this are okay, but the next person to comment in pink or red or some other bright color like that for the whole comment will have their comment deleted!

To begin, I would like to point out that a few of the comments under this profile are actually from my friend who didn't have a profile at that point. The pictures that she commented on were mostly or entirely Xiaolin Showdown pictures. That friend now has her own profile as Animeer1414.

Avatar by LunarMaddness on dA.

Things to know about me:

=Anime
=Video games
=movies
=books
=pocky
=Ramune sodas
=apparently goth/emo clothing style
=yaoi/shonnen-ai. Mostly shonnen-ai.
=BLIND AS A BAT (or close to it)
=yuri/shoujo-ai (don't ask, it just happened)

The whole thing about anime is: I love anime. I'm obsessed with it. Namely Naruto. Seriously, I've had like three dreams relating to Naruto in one week. It's pretty wierd. I think it mugged me and ran away with my life.

So my thoughts on Naruto and opinions:
+Sasuke and Naruto should be duct taped together
+Or maybe they should just get married (oh, wait, that's ILLEGAL here, isn't it? *glares pointedly at state constitution and pulls out duct tape*)
+Everyone thinks I'm exactly like Hinata
+I KNOW that my brother is Neji incarnate
+Shino is stalking me (really! He is! You'd be paranoid too if you were being stalked by a fictitious character!)
+Gaara is my favorite color
+Itachi is my second-favorite color but does not neccissarily complement the Gaara color (whatever that might be)
+I am tempted to try to hook Itachi up with Gaara, but am also too scared that one or both would kill me for it.
+I plan to hide in a hole for the next few months to prevent one or both of them from finding out who I am for even allowing the thought to cross my mind and killing me

Okay, I succumbed and made avatars at http://www.tektek.org/dream/dream.php and they're right here:


My main OC, Naruto-style: Haruka Niroshi, before joining Akatsuki. She doesn't have a headband because I couldn't find one the way she wears hers.


Another Naruto OC: Misaki Hyuuga, before joining Akatsuki. If you people would read the story you might eventully figue out who she is.


Something that one could reasonably compare to my appearence...



I would like to say that I would jump to do any requests for anyone on my fave artists, plus some. Well, okay, I'll jump to requests from anyone, but those people get priority because you're cool ;-)

I will also do requests for avatars. Yeah, okay, so most people already have avatars and/or would rather to find one from a more resposible-looking source. Oh well. I'd at least like to point out that I can and will make an avatar for you if you want, and that includes edits.


Status of my current Art Requests:

PowerRanger : Will scan ASAP!
Yami_Yugi_Girl : Need to find self-esteem to scan it
DragonGirl1136 : ditto

Okay, I'm reaaaaaaaaally sorry about the lack of posted requests. It's just that, our scanner has issues. It's not connected to any of our somputers or something, so we can't find a place to actually scan it to, so I can't post them yet. My most sincere appologies! I will try to find some way to make it up to you!

Otherwise, I am taking requests again now, I just still can't garauntee that they'll get in anytime soon, because, you know, the scanner's broken (more or less) so I can't post them for a while, even if it gets working today. Of course, if you don't mind it in MS Paint, that's an entirely different story. Those I can post as soon as I'm done and then they're done.

Contests:
Peaceful contest

Entries will be up ASAP, but they have lower priority to my requests. So they should be up the day after the requests get in.


THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE.

1. Who is your favourite Naruto character(s)?
hmmm...Gaara, then Itachi. Then...Sasuke? *_*

2. What is your favorite pairing?
ItaTobi. Best thing since sliced pi.

3. Are you a naruto yaoi or hentai fan?
Yaoi. And...maybe some yuri? *_* I don't know...

4. Ever cosplayed naruto characters? if so, who, where and how many times?
Yes, Kiba, Dragon*Con, once as of yet. Twas fun, until I got glomped or something by a guy dressed as Miroku. Got a mouthful of his robe somehow, too. Tasted horrible.
Would like to make a Zetsu, but...how...?

5. List your collection of naruto junk and merchendise, if any.
Manga volumes 1-5, 7-8 (we seem to have lost 6 *_*), Sunakagure forehead protector (cheap, some $5-7 at Target. I wish I'd thought and saved and gotten the $20 Hot Topic one), and...a wimpy tiny calendar from last year *_* I wish I had action figures.

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so who?
Hmmm....not particularly. Although...Gaara's pretty...pretty :teehee:

7. Naruhina or Kibahina?
It really depends on how well it's written. I'd have to lean toward KibaHina because it's not quite so overdone.

8. Sasusaku or Sasunaru?
Both torture him (SasuNaru: obvious. SasuSaku: kid gets pink hair). But SasuNaru is hotter.

9. Which team is your favorite?
Hmmm...I love them all, really. Except maybe team Gai...? No, they're pretty cool too. It depends entirely on my mood.

10. Do you support the Tobito theory? (Tobi=Obito)
I prefer the term ObiTobi (because it sounds "cool"er). And...even though it's technically been proven wrong, I'm in denial.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is naruto's father' theory?
I thought so even before it was cannon.

12. Your favorite akatsuki member?
Zetsu. Second favorite? Zetsu. Third? Zetsu. Fourth? Tobi.
And my personal Zetsu theory sets him as technically being three different...organisms, so there are three parts of him, and thus he can take up all three of those slots.

13. Are you pro-sasuke or anti-sasuke?
Ermmmmm............honestly, I don't know *_* Both? Pronti?

14. have you seen all naruto episodes so far? (including shippuden and fillers)
No, I skipped about half the fillers ^_^ it was getting too hard to find them and watching them seemed so pointless.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far?
Nope, but I've read the latest ones.

16. Do you beleive Naruto has ADD?
No, he doesn't. He has ADHD.

17. Sub or dub?
I watch both, but...I guess sub.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?
Pro, I suppose. There are moments that I hate her, but for the most part, she's cool.

19. Tobi = annoying or funny?
Funny. Hilarious. Mostly because I don't have to put up with him personally.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is?
Unfortunately, I sometimes think. I really think about him too much--is he becoming my crush or something?

21. Gai= sexy beast or ugly nerd?
Hmmm...ugly beast, I guess? *_* He's an inspirational character, I guess, but appearence-wise... >.< yeesh...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser?
Sasuke...no, ITACHI!!!! <one of the first times I drew him, he was wearing a tutu...and smiling uncharacteristically.>

23. Rock Lee = weird or awesome?
Awesomely weird. It's entirely possible. I'd like him as a brother, not a husband.

24. which character would be best OOC? who and how?
Mmmmm...I think it would be funny to see Deidara doing stupid things that get Tobi annoyed instead...that would be hillarious.

25. Do you like naruto fanfics?
...I HAVE A SEVENTY-FIVE--no, now it's at least NINETY THOUSAND WORD NARUTO FANFICTION SITTING ON MY LAPTOP. NEED I ELABORATE? It's taken over my life--of course I love them, and of course I hate them, but mostly I love them!

26. Do you write naruto fanfics?
What did I JUST SAY?

27. Do you like lemons?
Never read one...someday, I'll try one out.

28. Do your parents know any naruto characters?
Funny you should mention that...
My mom likes Gaara on principle (I like him that much), and she also likes Rock Lee (because he's kinda funny-looking or something), and she also likes slash (she originated in American sci-fi/fantasy, that's pretty much her word for shounnen-ai).
I wonder if she'll become a GaaLee fan...?
I kinda hope not -__-;;

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series?
Ohhhh, yes! Can't wait for the next to come out!!!

30. Have you seen The naruto Ultimate Fanflashes?
Hell yes! And the Deathnote ones, too!

31. Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?
...not really? Hmmm...I wonder if I'm related to that one friend of mine getting hooked...ummm...? No, I don't think so.

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and have someone randomly say 'WOAH! you like Naruto too!?'
Yeah, actually!...but I totally forgot her name and now know her as "TenTen girl" ^__^;; I'm pathetic

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher comes up to you and says 'wtf is this?'
No, they just say "Stop drawing and pay attention." They usually noticed from their desk/the front of the room. And, mostly, what I drew on was the math warm-up sheets *_* I'm really amazed that my math teacher never seemed to notice that I was drawing soft porn on my warm-ups =^w^=;; yeah like that.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades?
...not really? Meh, it gave me motivation to get up in the morning, that helped...and...no, that's it. I think.

35. Are you broke thanks to naruto?
No. I'm like Kakuzu--I won't spend a single penny out of my own wallet if I don't have to and I don't feel insane.

36. Do you want to read icha icha Paradise?
...not particularly, but I'm really curious...I'd read the digests, at least.

37. Do you support the 'yondaime is the akatsuki leader' theory?
No. He's officially dead--they wouldn't say that about the Hokage unless they had the body, and...I somehow doubt that he'd be the kind of guy to kill someone else to use their corpse instead of his. Although I can see how you could compare them--I wouldn't put it past Yondi to form Akatsuki under the guise of world domination to get the stronger people to come and help him collect Bijuu to protect the world *_* but I still don't think it's likely.

38. Do you draw naruto fanart? If so, count how many there is in your gallery.
...one, I think...hmmmm......nope, four. Here.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal?
...not particularly.

40. Do you have a naruto OC?
Several. Kazuki, Airi, Kanon, Akio...do my repeating OCs Haruka and Misaki count?

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think naruto has taken over your life?
Honey, I already knew >XD I just took this to pass the time and because I "have nothing better to do"





And, by the way...

Warriors Fanfiction for those interested. Written by the boyf, who is rather depressed that his stories aren't being read and all that, and edited somewhat by me. So, yeah, go see it, and comment, because otherwise poor Chei will be depressed and depression isn't fun. And yes I'd know.


Clic the pic and read the fic! And Haruka's in it! X3 I'm so proud, she's actually visually shown up in a fanfiction that's actually being read :glares pointedly at all you people who just kind of ignore my pleas for my fanfiction to be read: