Chapter 2 - ~** The Typewriter **~

Hollyleaf has lead not only ThunderClan to the Hunter’s estate, but also dragged along Onestar, Blackstar, and Leopardstar. And ya know, where ever the leaders go, the Clan goes to.

Hollyleaf: Someone needs to fire that narrator.

Lionblaze: Hollyleaf, how exactly are you going to get 9 lives?

Hollyleaf: IM HOLLYSTAR NOW YA YELLOW PIECA ****

Lionblaze: =<

Hollyleaf: But datsa good- I SAID IM HOLLYSTAR NOW!!!

Hollystar: Ok. So. The Hunters have a speshul typewriter, and they use it for typing the Warriors books. I’ll use this typewriter to type in my nine lives…!

Jayfeather: WE HAS FOUNDED DA APPLEZ!!!

Jayfeather endures a spazz attack

Jayfeather: You make it sound cute

Hollystar: APPLEZ FOR ALL!!!

Onestar: OMAGOWDOMAGAWDOMAGAWDOMAGOOOOOODSH…!

There is a huge pile of apples and Onestar imediatley starts tearing into one

Onestar: They’re called APPLEZ-!!!

Onstar begins to gag on an apple stem

Jayfeather: HOLAshoot…! He’s ded!

Hollystar: Yayz! Now I can be leader of WindClan!

Ashfoot: DX

Tigerstar’s spirit appears next to Ashfoot, looking very depressed while she sits on a toilet wishing she was a ‘star right then.

Tigerstar’s spirit: You are angry at Hollystar. I can smell it.

Ashfoot: wut

Tigerstar’s spirit: … Never mind. But what you can do, is use that magical typewriter she talks about to bring me back to life. I can make you leader of WindClan!

Ashfoot: OwO

Tigerstar’s spirit: That’s right… It’s upstairs. Just type “ … Then Tigerstar comes back to life!”

Ashfoot dashes upstairs and clicks in the right words.

Tigerstar: YUS!!! IM ALIVE!!!

Tigerstar snatches up the typewriter, somehow… and dashes away.
Hollystar pads upstairs.

Hollystar: Wut-woah- WHERE’S DA TYPEWRITER???

Ashfoot: Tigerstar runned off with it! I brought him back to life, ‘cuz he tempted me. DX

Hollystar: *____*

Ashfoot: I think I’ll run away now…

Ashfoot runs into a forest, never to return…

Jayfeather: looks like we has an adventure in front of us!

Lionblaze: NOOOOOOOO

Lionblaze writhes through a spazz attack until he is pasified with a strip of bacon

Lionblaze: Nom nom nom glaaaaah nom laaaaaaleee shlooooopsh noooooomnomnom

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