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Chapter 2 - Extreme Jakeover

While Mr. Ernst's attending a rancher's convention in Anaheim, Buddy stays with his cousin Jake & finds that Jake has made something of himself.

Chapter 2 - Extreme Jakeover

Chapter 2 - Extreme Jakeover
Jake got up from bed & Buddy's shocked to find that his cousin has a muscular body, sportin some red Speedos. Jake flexes his body, but Buddy puts a stop to that.

BUDDY: Who do you think you are, He-Man Jake?
JAKE: Yeah. Trained hard being on the football team, plus from a bodybuilder from the beach who helped me along while I gave him drum lessons.
BUDDY: Speaking of which, where are your tubs?

Jake puts on a robe & then escorts Buddy downstairs. When he reaches the door to the basement, he saw a laundry basket.


JAKE: Aww man. Mom wants me to do laundry.

Jake picks up th basket, while Buddy opened the door. They went downstairs to the basement where Buddy not only saw a new drum set, but a pair of tympanis. After he placed the clothes in the washer & poured detergent & fabric softener in & then started the washer, he went over to his drums, got some sticks & played a cool solo. Then he played a snare drum roll.

JAKE: What tub am I playing?
BUDDY: (Sighing) Snare drum.

Jake howls like a coyote! He stops drumming, puts the sticks down & grabs some mallets. He goes over to the tympani, disrobes & plays a cool fanfare solo, along with a drumroll!

BUDDY: Man, I'm gonna have nightmares about you, playing your stupid tins with that He-Man body!
JAKE: That's my tubs. These are my super tubs. Got them after that $20,000 win on that Brain Busters teen tournament. Even played those at school.
BUDDY: In symphony orchestra?

Jake goes over & grabs a trophy. He shows Buddy the trophy which read, Mr. High School Hunk.

BUDDY: You entered a male beauty pageant?
JAKE: Yeah, nailed the swimwear, talent & formal wear.
BUDDY: Why can't you be normal like me?

Jake then shows a picture of his new band, The Beach Buds. There's a dude in super sized trunks, one in skateboard gear, a wet suit, himself in Speedos & a girl in a bikini.

BUDDY: Village People going to the beach.
JAKE: Except they didn't have a female. Scooter, the skateboard kid's on guitar & vocals, Mike in the trunks plays bass guitar, Ned in the wetsuit plays guitar & drums while Pebbles plays keys.
BUDDY: (Drooling) Pebbles.
JAKE: Looks like my cousin's in love.

Just then, Mr. Ernst calls the boys for dinner. Jake puts his robe back on & changes into some clothes.

At the dinner table, they are having a fried chicken dinner with Rice-A-Roni, corn on the cob & some biscuits.

JAKE: Could you pass me the rice, Uncle Ben?
MR. ERNST: I'm not a black person!
WILMA: I'm glad my name isn't Jemima or Buddy would ask for pancakes.
BUDDY: Aunt Jemima (Laughs).


After that brand name jokes,

WILMA: Jake, I want you to take Buddy to your hangout places.
BUDDY: Let's start with Disneyland & dump him @ Fantasyland.
MR. ERNST: Buddy.
WILMA: Why not take Buddy on your motorcycle & the van?
JAKE: Mom, the van's for my tubs & super tubs.
WILMA: Why not let Buddy hear your band rock.
BUDDY: Yeah, I can meet Pebbles!
MR. ERNST: I'll be back in 4 days & don't want any bad reports.

Jake agrees & then goes back down to the basement & puts the wet clothes from the washer & into the dryer.

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