Chapter 1 - The Game
Submitted January 11, 2013 Updated January 11, 2013 Status Complete | My mascot (The Game Show Witch) parodies the pricing game, Triple Play. Written in January 2012.
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Chapter 1 - The Game
Chapter 1 - The Game
MASCOT: I'm substituting for Drew Carey & this MLK weekend could end up being the best! George, what does January 14 on ABC hold?
(Curtain opens with fanfare)
GEORGE GRAY: The Miss America Pageant!
MASCOT: But we got more. What's January 15 on CBS hold?
(Curtain opens with fanfare)
GEORGE: The AFC Divisional Playoff!
MASCOT: And finally, Martin Luther King Night on NBC?
(Curtain opens with fanfare)
GEORGE: Betty White's 90th birthday!
MASCOT: For me to upset Larry, I can't win one car, or two cars, but all three cars! George, please tell us about our first ordeal.
GEORGE: Gladly. It's the Miss America Pageant! Crowning American beauties since 1921.
MASCOT: In order to go on...
(Drew Carey enters)
DREW: You can't host & play @ the same time. That's like the 50's quiz show scandals all over again. You let me do the hosting!
(Audience cheers)
DREW: Now, for you to move on, you must tell me the talent of Miss America. Is it Dancer or Opera Singer!
(Audience yells ideas)
MASCOT: OPERA SINGER! (Sings terrible it cracks Drew's glasses)
DREW: I can't see, I can't see!
MASCOT: You got your eyes closed?
(Drew pokes the Witch in the eyes ala Moe to Larry)
MASCOT: That's no way to treat a woman!
(Drew gets a new pair of glasses)
DREW: Is Miss America an OPERA SINGER?
(Removes tag which says YES. Then removes the solution which reads Miss Wisconsin; 43.094.)
DREW: You won $43,094! Now we move on to Curtain #2. George, tell the Mascot our next step.
GEORGE: It's the AFC Divisional Playoff between the Houston Texans @ Baltimore Ravens.
DREW: Our model brought out three sets of numbers call letters of AM radio stations in Houston. If you can guess the right one, you'll move on. Is it KTRH-740, KILT-610 or KXYZ-1320?
(Audience yells ideas)
MASCOT: Drew, it was once easy listening, then pop, then Christian & now Spanish. It's KXYZ!
DREW: If that says YES, you will move on. Is it KXYZ?
(takes tag to reveal YES & DING!)
DREW: Yes, the final score was Houston 13 & Baltimore 20. And you win (reveals amount $83,095! George, what's the final step for a possible $1,000,000?
GEORGE: It's Betty White's 90th birthday celebration. See many stars honor & roast this Hollywood legend & game show personality.
(The model brings out four choices)
DREW: Here we have 4 game shows for answers. Match Game, Just Men!, Password & The $25,000 Pyramid. Which mock game did they play to honor Betty White?
(Audience yells ideas)
MASCOT: JUST MEN!
(The audeince groans)
DREW: If this says YES, , you will win a grand total of $1,128,189 and achieve a Triple Play, making Larry miserable. The OPERA SINGER won Miss America, the Ravens beat the Texans, did they play a mock game of Just Men!?
(Reveals NO, the TPIR Losing Horns sound)
DREW: I'm sorry, the correct answer is Password! You lost everything.
(The audience sees the very angry witch & they run for their lives along with George Gray).
MASCOT: Curses! Couldn't load the Ford Mustang on stage & shortage on balloons! I'll get you for this!
The mascot zaps the set of Price Is Right & turns it into The View!
(Curtain opens with fanfare)
GEORGE GRAY: The Miss America Pageant!
MASCOT: But we got more. What's January 15 on CBS hold?
(Curtain opens with fanfare)
GEORGE: The AFC Divisional Playoff!
MASCOT: And finally, Martin Luther King Night on NBC?
(Curtain opens with fanfare)
GEORGE: Betty White's 90th birthday!
MASCOT: For me to upset Larry, I can't win one car, or two cars, but all three cars! George, please tell us about our first ordeal.
GEORGE: Gladly. It's the Miss America Pageant! Crowning American beauties since 1921.
MASCOT: In order to go on...
(Drew Carey enters)
DREW: You can't host & play @ the same time. That's like the 50's quiz show scandals all over again. You let me do the hosting!
(Audience cheers)
DREW: Now, for you to move on, you must tell me the talent of Miss America. Is it Dancer or Opera Singer!
(Audience yells ideas)
MASCOT: OPERA SINGER! (Sings terrible it cracks Drew's glasses)
DREW: I can't see, I can't see!
MASCOT: You got your eyes closed?
(Drew pokes the Witch in the eyes ala Moe to Larry)
MASCOT: That's no way to treat a woman!
(Drew gets a new pair of glasses)
DREW: Is Miss America an OPERA SINGER?
(Removes tag which says YES. Then removes the solution which reads Miss Wisconsin; 43.094.)
DREW: You won $43,094! Now we move on to Curtain #2. George, tell the Mascot our next step.
GEORGE: It's the AFC Divisional Playoff between the Houston Texans @ Baltimore Ravens.
DREW: Our model brought out three sets of numbers call letters of AM radio stations in Houston. If you can guess the right one, you'll move on. Is it KTRH-740, KILT-610 or KXYZ-1320?
(Audience yells ideas)
MASCOT: Drew, it was once easy listening, then pop, then Christian & now Spanish. It's KXYZ!
DREW: If that says YES, you will move on. Is it KXYZ?
(takes tag to reveal YES & DING!)
DREW: Yes, the final score was Houston 13 & Baltimore 20. And you win (reveals amount $83,095! George, what's the final step for a possible $1,000,000?
GEORGE: It's Betty White's 90th birthday celebration. See many stars honor & roast this Hollywood legend & game show personality.
(The model brings out four choices)
DREW: Here we have 4 game shows for answers. Match Game, Just Men!, Password & The $25,000 Pyramid. Which mock game did they play to honor Betty White?
(Audience yells ideas)
MASCOT: JUST MEN!
(The audeince groans)
DREW: If this says YES, , you will win a grand total of $1,128,189 and achieve a Triple Play, making Larry miserable. The OPERA SINGER won Miss America, the Ravens beat the Texans, did they play a mock game of Just Men!?
(Reveals NO, the TPIR Losing Horns sound)
DREW: I'm sorry, the correct answer is Password! You lost everything.
(The audience sees the very angry witch & they run for their lives along with George Gray).
MASCOT: Curses! Couldn't load the Ford Mustang on stage & shortage on balloons! I'll get you for this!
The mascot zaps the set of Price Is Right & turns it into The View!
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