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Chapter 1 - HOW TO!

These are some quick and easy steps on how to annoy that person in the stall next to you in public bathrooms. I got this idea from someone on another website, but all of these steps are written by ME!

Chapter 1 - HOW TO!

Chapter 1 - HOW TO!
1) Start humming or singing the theme to a corny TV show REALLY loud
2) Knock on the little wall separating you from that other person and ask them if you can borrow a toilet liner
3) Every time you hear some sort of bodily function, break out clapping and cheering
4) While someone is already in the stall, [while there are other empty ones] pace back and forth in the as if waiting for that person to come out
5) Stick your hand underneath the stall next to yours and ask the person for a high five
6) Drum a well-known song over and over really loud, stop after 30 seconds, then say, "Come on, guys! Join me!" and keep playing
7) Stick your hand under the stall next to yours and ask to borrow a pen. Then walk out, showing the person the smiley face you just drew on your stomach.
8) Draw a smiley face on your hand and stick it underneath the stall next to yours. Then say, "He can see you!"
9) Go into the stall and make disgruntled grunting sounds, flush, then walk out singing the Dora song: "We did it! We did it! We did it oh yeah!"


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xxEscapeTheGinaxx on February 11, 2009, 5:03:08 AM

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xxEscapeTheGinaxxhahaha XD #9 Only u :D