Chapter 1 - !!How to Annoy your teachers!!

Climb out the window in the middle of class.

When he/she yells at you to get back in say “Not until the Beatles get back together!!!!”

Jump on you desk and sing `Hit me baby one more time!' at random

Throw pencils (point up) at the ceiling to see if they stay up there

Answer yes-or-no questions with words such as: `Skittles' `Oreos' `Pudding' `Monkey butt' or `Your mom'

Answer any OTHER questions with yes or no

In the middle of a test yell “FREEEEEEDOM!!” when your teacher yells at you say “I WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!”

Whenever the room gets silent yell “TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY!!!” (Don't ask…my cousin does that ALL the time…)

Pop your gum REALLY loud

Every time your teacher turns around make a farting noise

Bring your pet turtle to school and make him do his `Turtle dance' whenever you feel like it

Write your teacher love notes and sign them “Your secret admirer”

Ask to go to the bathroom whenever your teacher is about to talk-thanks to Froze8

Time how long it takes for him/her to grade your papers and give him/her there time

Bring a flashlight and shine it in there face

Crawl in the classroom like your dying

Walk down the hall like you're a model singing “I'm to sexy”

Ask the same question over, an over-thanks again to Froze8

Raise your hand to ask a question and say you've forgotten- thanks (yet again) to Froze8

Finish there sentence with some stupid saying- must I say it? Oh well thanks a lot Froze8!!!!!
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