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Chapter 1 - A memory

The truthful past and present of Shocker

Chapter 1 - A memory

Chapter 1 - A memory
I am with the S.P.D Power Rangers, Prowler, White Tiger, Black Panther, White Panther, Black Tiger, Spider-man, Power Rangers Operation Overdrive, Phantom Rider, Baron Zemo, Union Jack I & II, Captain America, Spymaster, Ghost, Night-Thrasher, StingRay, Captain Britain, U.S Agent, Power Rangers Mystic Force, Thunder Bolt, Jetman Power Rangers, Ninja Storm Power Rangers, Beetle, Shadow Hawk, Power Rangers Wild Force, Power Rangers Dino Thunder, Spider-Girl, Spider-Woman, Ant, Batman, Black Tarantula, BlackLight, Venom, DareDevil, Scarlet Spider, Moon Knight and MoonMan. These are my friends, in which I trust and they trust me. My enemies are Green Goblin, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Shockwave, DeadPool, IronMan, and Batgirl. They hang in a web cocoon waiting for their Freedom. I am Shocker. I have changed from bad guy to good guy.

I look up to Spider-man as a role model. We are al good friends and sometimes do things to each other that we don’t mean to do. Spider-Man webbed me to a wall at a pawn shop trying to catch Green Goblin. He apologized and he caught Green Goblin.

Using his webbing, he put Green Goblin into a web cocoon, then he pulled me off the wall and we peeled the webbing off. Another day, I accidentally tied up Scarlet Spider trying to get Iron Man, but I finally got him, and I untied Scarlet Spider. Venom web wrapped me trying to catch the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers but he finally caught them, then he freed me. Then the last trick was when Spider-Girl webbed me to a light pole trying to catch Batgirl, but she did and pulled all the webs off.

Spider-Man doesn’t care if I take a bag of pearls, I don’t get in trouble. If I rob a bank, I get two days in a jail cell, but I don’t care. If I hurt someone, I go to the mental hospital for five days, but I don’t care. I can kidnap anyone and I don’t get in trouble. If I flee the state I get 10 days in webs, 20 days in jail and 40 days in a mental hospital.

An incident had forced me to do something dangerous. An old time steam engine with some cars were about to hit a Passenger train. The Person known as Eel had done the deed. When I caught him, I put his lights out, tied him up and gagged him. When Spider-Man arrived, I told him what Eel had done and he went into the cab and took Eel to jail and I was hailed a hero.

Every time I put my mask on, I’m hiding a past. In my closet is a terrible past that haunts me at night. I think about the dirty deeds I done for Kingpin and then I try and change them around. I slip the mask on, and take a small measure of comfort in the fact that I’ve finally worked out the fabric to the point that it’s near to lighter than air, and the mask feels like a breathing silk web over my face. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get it out of my head.

It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light. That was the old me. The new me is different. I hang people upside down in ropes and leave. An old memory haunts me and here’s how it goes, “Oh, frack me,” I say as I get hung upside down in webs by Venom. “You double crossed our master and you have to pay the price.” “What is the price I have to pay to that fat @$$ son of a dog.” Venom pulls my mask down. “his price is your head.” ‘I’m not paying that son of a dog a frackin thing, you--Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” I would say after he left and Elektra passed. The mask had been replaced. I tried again “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!”

It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light.
I am The Shocker and I have learned my own bag of fracking tricks. They think I can’t go to jail, but I do, because I’ve been behind bars fourteen times.

My life sucks donkey balls. Many times this line “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” would have someone stop and free me. Then the routine would happen all over again and again and again. It got boring quickly. I hated it soooo badly.

Another memory is a memory of a gang-related fight, and here’s how it goes. In a warehouse by the docks, me and everyone else but Venom were there. Venom and Spiderman entered the fight. They got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light. I am The Shocker and a gang fight is just wrong and against my personality.

“Dewey, Cheatum and Howe.” Boy was I fracking wrong. We don’t cheat the kingpin out of his money. He will send someone after us. Spider-Girl worked for him after Venom left. She found me by a pawn shop. Boy was I fracking wrong. She’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light.

I’ve always gotten in fights. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light. I always lose to Spider-Girl or Venom.

She’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light…She’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light… this line rings in my head.
I slip the mask on, and take a small measure of comfort in the fact that I’ve finally worked out the fabric to the point that it’s near to lighter than air, and the mask feels like a breathing silk web over my face. I am The Shocker. I‘m in a fight with Spider-Man. A fight with Spider-Man, well, It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light.

Black Panther, White Tiger, Prowler, Black Tiger, White Panther, Catwoman and The Black Cat worked for Kingpin along with MoonMan, Venom, Moon Knight, and DareDevil. Once in a fight, Venom web wrapped me up to my shoulders and gagged me. “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” No-one came to my aid. I tried again “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” and still no one came. I gave it another go “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!”. No one. Oh, frack me very much. I tried one last time “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” and this time, Spider-Man stopped. Venom said, “That Shocker fellow is up for grabs.” So Spider-Man takes me away. “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” Oh the indignity.

The Shocker has severe confidence problems but came back to his original cocky, arrogant self, recently. He once had Spider-Man completely at his mercy but let him go. The Shocker's brief period of shaky confidence appears to be a thing of the past.
The Shocker is a career criminal who works for the good guys. He is treated properly.

In another respect, hearing “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” from Moon Knight after being gagged is a good thing. Moon Knight had thought, “It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light.

He was right. It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light. I wish I never had a bag of good old frackin tricks. It frackin sucks frackin @$$. Damn @$$ Mother frackers, doges and bastards. The lot of them are just frackin playing frackin assholes. Yeah, assholes, you butt-frackin son-of-a-dog no load asshole pudding suckin dicks.

It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light….It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light… hangs in his head as well as mine.

When I witnessed Moon Knight fitting and then leaving. At his home he said, “I slip the mask on, and take a small measure of comfort in the fact that I’ve finally worked out the fabric to the point that it’s near to lighter than air, and the mask feels like a breathing silk web over my face.” I saw Spider-man wrap Moon Knight and leave. Moon Knight said this other item, “It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light.” Spider-man came back and gagged Moon Knight and left. He gagged The MOON KNIGHT HIMSELF!!!!!!!!!

“Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” I would say after he left and Elektra passed. The mask had been replaced. I tried again “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” Hearing that made me feel comfortable in knowing that a double crosser was caught. “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!” I would say after he left and Elektra passed. The mask had been replaced. I tried again “Hhmmff! MMPFF! GLBBFF! PHHMR! KKPPFF!!!!! GRRMMPFF!!!!!!! Mmmfff!! MMMF! Mmph! Mmffflektra!!!!!!!!!!!”
Made me feel safer with Spider-man than anyone else in the whole of the world

I slip the mask on, and take a small measure of comfort in the fact that I’ve finally worked out the fabric to the point that it’s near to lighter than air, and the mask feels like a breathing silk web over my face. It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light.

It isn’t fair, of course. He’s got super powers, and I’m just…I’m just a guy. It’s not like I’m even a very tough guy, but I still can’t seem to get arrested by the normal police. No simple cuffs and the back of a wagon for me. I always get to have my jaw broken and get hung upside down in webs from a street light.

End journal entry
2-23-09

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