Chapter 1 - WHAT!

AUTHOR’S NOTES: HELLO THERE!!! I am currently in a Naruto phase so if this story is long and boring ( shakes fist, cause it shouldn’t be) just skip through the chapters until your at the end so we can all ooohhh and awwww at Naruto and ***- not mentioning- getting together. Who could it be though? Hah hah! Im not telling you all! Cause I want to be evil! Oh what the heck, it’s… oh look at the time! ( glances at wrist with no watch) Seems I better start writing the story! Ta ta for now!

DISCLAIMER: I claim I don’t own Naruto.


NONI?!

In a large pearly white chapel two people where announcing their love troths to

each other. Naruto raced towards the church with all his might to stop his most

horrible fears that seemed to be true. Quickly, out of breath, he stumbled into

the parking lot. A vale parker looked Naruto up and down as he fell face flat

on the ground. “ Uh, sir… the street corners that get the most cars are that

way.” The man said as Naruto jumped to his feet and dusted his once beautiful

white tuxedo off. At the moment his tux had dirt stains all over it and sweat

beneath the arms that could be seen. Strands off grass clung to his golden

strands of hair and scratches covered his face. “ I’m no hobo!” Naruto yelled

then returned to his mad dash. In the large chapel, where two lovers stood,

vows where being made. A preacher looked the couple up and down. “ Do you

Uchiha Sasuke take the beloved Haruna Sakura?” A pause pressed on by the

silence and then two words came from the young boy’s mouth. “ I do.” “And do

you…” Naruto grabbed the handles of the church entrance and pulled with all his

might. Although it didn’t open the first time he tried but it did the next. “ I

object!” Naruto yelled into the silenced room, wince all eyes then drew their

attention to his appearance. Sakura furled around to see Naruto surrounded by a

golden light while he brushed a few pieces of liquid sun, his hair, out of his

face. His long baby blue necktie had been untied dangling in the wind while his

tuxedo was shimmering a spotless white. Muscles bulged from underneath his

sleeves and his eyes carried the word of holiness in them. Sasuke cocked an

eyebrow. “ We already kissed dobe.” Sasuke bluntly said and all of a sudden

Naruto seemed to deflate.

“ Wha-what?” Naruto asked not believing what Sasuke had just stated. “ Dear

lord! Their only thirteen!” Naruto pointed out. Sasuke just rolled his eyes. “

You loose.” He said.

“ AHHHHHH!” Naruto popped out of the sticky sheets, which clung to him while

his covers had already been thrown off in the middle of night some time ago. ‘

What a nightmare!’ Naruto thought with a shudder to end the thought. ‘ Good

thing Sasuke and Sakura aren’t really getting married.’ Naruto cringed at the

remembrance of his dream.


‘ …and after I came in with such a flashy comeback to. I still didn’t get

Sakura chan.’ He’s referring to how he was described when entering the

church. ‘ Well, time to move out of the way what’s blocking my happiness.’

Naruto jumped out of bed already clothed and ran into his kitchen. He got on a

small stool and opened a cabinet. “ And that would be the cream corn and the

green beans!” He scooted the two canned vegetables aside and took out an

instant ramen pack. “ to get to my love; ramen noodles!” Naruto ran to the

stove and turned on the burner. “ Today is a special day. The day I beat

Sasuke!” Naruto called out into his house with a war cry of some sort. Naruto

grabbed a pot and chunked the dried noodles into the pot then turning the stove

to high. “ Am I forgetting anything?” Naruto thought for a moment then gave

up. “ It’ll come back to me later” Naruto said shrugging it off. Naruto walked

into his room and looked at the floor. It was covered with doodles, instant

food containers, weapons of mass destruction, voodoo doll’s of Sasuke, love

letters to Sakura, (which where crumpled up on the ground and failed to have

been sent) and finally some shonen manga. Naruto scavenged the area until he

decided that it be wise to plunge into the depths so that he could uncover his

gold. Naruto waded into the shallow end then plugged his nose and went under.

Naruto came up seconds later gasping for air then plucked a paper clip out of

his hair. He then walked out of the sea of junk with a piece of paper. The

paper was laminated and seemed to have importance to it. Naruto couldn’t bottle

up all his excitement and began bursting with fits of laughter from happiness.

Just to be sure he wasn’t dreaming he re-read the paper again. The letter

stated:
Dear Uzumaki Naruto,

We inform you of being one of the four winners to have won the valentines giveaway prize. Please claim your prize as soon as possible. Remember to give your prize to a certain someone! We hope to hear of you in other monthly contests!

Sincerely Anaboshi of the wind staff


Naruto had never won anything in his life, well, except for the occasional

beatings from Kakashi. But, all was well for the little hyper active teen. All

of a sudden Naruto was pulled out of bliss as he sniffed the air. “ Something

smells burnt.” Naruto told himself aloud. “ The ramen!” Naruto screamed madly

and ran to the kitchen. “ So that’s what I forgot, I forgot to add the water;

silly me.” Naruto stated then found his kitchen in blaze. The whole kitchen was

engulfed in flames. Naruto ran back to his bedroom and pried open his window

with his bare hands. He was about to jump out and save himself since they

always say you should think of yourself before your items, but then he

remembered the paper and ran back in. Later, a group of people had formed

around the ninja’s house and where all gaping at the sight of spewing flames.

Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi had got wind of the situation and where also

there. “ Oh my god! Is Naruto still in there?!” Sakura screamed to Kakashi who

had arrived with her so he sure as hell couldn’t know such questions. “ I’m

sure he’s fine.” Kakashi quickly lied. Sasuke looked panicked as well but

didn’t show it well enough for anyone to notice since all he did was quickly

nibble of a finger nail then quickly gabbed his hands back into his pockets as

if nothing had just happened. Sasuke and Sakura where about to climb up to the

only available window to end the madness of anticipation when a black haired

boy poked his head out the window waving a crispy piece of parchment in the air

like a mad man. The boy then lost his balance and fell out the window but was

caught by Sasuke in time while Sakura clinched her eyes shut. Sasuke peered

down at the boy with charcoal hair and soon realized that it was Naruto. When

Sasuke reached the grown he dropped Naruto on the concrete. “ Ouch!” Naruto

cried out in pain. “ You could be more gentle you know!” Naruto fussed. “Hn.”

Sasuke grunted then stepped aside as a mad Sakura ran straight to Naruto. “

Dear god Naruto, what did you do?!” She screamed with bloodshot eyes, which

scared the hell out of Naruto. “ I only tried to cook some noodles.” Naruto

squeaked. Kakashi sighed at the poor sight of Naruto’s house and cleared his

throat to insert a comment. “ Well, since your house is ablaze at the moment I

guess there’s no choice but for you to stay a few nights one of out house’s

then.” Kakashi directed the offering towards Sakura lightly, by poking her in

the shoulder and coughing out her name several times. “ NO!” She screamed at

him and he immediately stopped. Sasuke looked side to side. “ I guess… since

nobody wants you…idiot…don’t thank me…” was all that stammered out of Sasuke’s

mouth but had not been heard since Kakashi had interrupted him long ago. “ I

guess you’ll be sleeping at my house then since I know a war would start out

between you and Sasuke, and heaven forbid this whole town burn to the ground

while I’m still here.” Naruto’s jaw dropped. ‘ I’m gonna live with a pervert

for, god only knows, how many days?!’ Naruto screamed out into his thoughts.

Suddenly a small but still noticeable presence surfaced it’s own good thoughts

into his head. ‘ Never judge a book by its cover.’ It told him in a kind sweet

voice. ‘ Your right, I shouldn’t judge people by appearances.’ Naruto

apologized to his good side. Then took in a long breath taking view of his new,

soon to be, roommate. The last breath-taking image he saw of Kakashi before

shacking up with him was of him reading make out paradise while scratching his

butt.

To be continued…?

HELLO, HELLO! Well, how was that so far? Was it good, stupid, crap that no one in their right minds would ever want to read and since they just did read it they have been left with a mental scar? YOU DECIDE! By reviewing of course! Oh, and if this story is worthy of even getting reviews then I’ll just let ya’ll know that you all are free to vote on who Naruto should pair up with at the end. But, it won’t matter since I am the creator after all. And what I says goes! On paper. MUHAHAHAHA! You will have to threaten me if you want your pairing in this story!

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