Chapter 1 - Chapter 1

Hey! Omg!! I am SO in the mood to write a funny random story! I dont even have a plot right now! Its all gonna come to my head as I go ^^ hehe well I hope you like it!!!Sega Characters:Sonic, Tails, Knuckles(not yet), Amy, Shadow, Rouge(not yet), Cream(not yet), Big(not yet)





OC Characters:Angel, Faith, Lighting(not yet), Speck, Talons, Shadow(not yet), GenesisChapter 1:The beginning of summer had just begun, and Sonic & Co. didnt have a clue wat to do. They ponder on many things, and in the end, decide to play Resident Evil 4!Sonic: KILL IT! GOD DAMMIT ITS GONNA EAT US ALIVE!!!!Shadow: Sonic&I havent even started the game yet&were still on the title screen&(idiot)Sonic: Oh&hehe wat a relief!!





The game started and many of the undead began attacking Shadows character.Shadow: frack! DIE MOTHA FLIPPERS!!!Amy: SHADOW! DONT SWEAR!





Shadow: I SAID FLIPPERS!





Amy: NO U IDIOT! U SAID THE F WORD!





Shadow: YA, FLIPPERS!





Amy: NO! U SAID frack!





Shadow * shocked *: OMG! U SAID THE F WORD!





Amy: ARGH!!





Back to the game :3





Sonic: * looking around *





Shadow: Sonic, now is when u should be screaming.





Sonic: huh? Why would I do that? Its not even scary. What loser would scream their head off for-OMG! I PONY!!!!





They turn around to see a PIG walk into the house.





Tails: Sonic? Are you blind? Thats a pig!





Shadow: Tails, dont bother. Blue Boy has problems.





All look over to see Sonic cross-eyed, drooling. Totally out of it.





Speck: Hey! Nows the perfect time to steal Sonics COOKIES!!! WEEE!!!!





Speck runs from room.











Faith: meh&wat the heck&Cookies!! Shadow! Come eat cookies with us!!





Shadow: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! ILL BRING THE MILK!











Amy and Angel during this time, decide to dress up Sonic in Barbie clothes (ones that would fit him)





Amy: AWW HES ADORABLE!!!





Angel: ^_^&well, he still looks sorta freaky with that face&BUT HE IS RLLY CUTE!!





???: HI GIRLS! LETS DO OUR NAILS! TEEHEE!!





The girls turn around and see Tails dressed in some of the extra Barbie clothes.Angel: Um&Tails?





Amy: You ok?





Tails: What are u GORGEOUS ladies talking about? My name is Talia!!! TEEEHEEEHEEE!!!!





Talons comes up from behind and hits Tails across the head. He passes out.





Angel: HEY MAGGOT!!!





Talons: HEY FILTH!!!





Amy: Huh?





Angel: Oh! We call each other that ^_^ isnt it cool? :3





Amy: Uhuh&..YO GENESIS! LETS DO OUR HAIR!!!





Genesis: OK! YAY!





The 2 girls run off, leaving Talons and Angel alone.





Angel(said with a lisp): They left without me. They do this every day! Why...Doesnt anyone like me? Doesnt anyone care about Angel the Hedgehog?





Talons: No





Angel: OK!





Shadow, Faith and Speck came out with cookies in their mouths.





Shadow: mhmhmm?





Angel: Huh? Do I want a cookie?





Shadow: mhm ^_^





Angel: No thanks. Im trying to watch my figure. But ill have a small.. A SMALL chocolate cookie&because im trying to watch my calorie intake.





Shadow: mhmmhm&





Angel: Huh? What was that? You didnt need to hear my whole life story? Oh ok. Thats cool.





Shadow: mmhmhhm&





Talons: Huh? What did u say? You like men? You like it when gay men rub you up and down? Hm? Am I right?





Shadow: O.O Mhm!! Mhhm!!!!





Talons: Yes? Did u say yes? HAHA!





Shadow: MHM!!!





Shadow jumped on the laughing Talons. Punches here, kicks there, girly screams everywhere!





Speck(to Angel with small, SMALL chocolate cookie): mmm&those were good cookies&Heres urs!!





Angel: Hey thx!





During this time, Sonic was still sitting there, clueless. Until now&





Sonic: mmm&.oh yea&.give it to me&mmm&real wet&oh yea&





Everyone, and I mean EVERYONE including the neibours, the animals of the rainforest, the Teletubbies, Eggman, the ant crossing the sidewalk just barely being stepped on by the fat





tub of lard Eggman, and Jackie Chan, turned around and looked at Sonic.





Faith: Um&Sonic? O.o





Sonic: Hm? What?





Faith: Wtf?? Jesus! What were u doing? Having an orgasm?





Sonic: well, no, but I did have one while staring at my copies of Playboy, but thats beside the point. I was playing with Poodle! He was giving me wet kisses! Hehe! XD





Speck: Poodle? We have a dog??





Sonic: No&Its our Pony! See??





Pulls out the PIG





Shadow: You retard! Thats a stinking pig!





Sonic: STOP MAKING FUN OF POODLES WEIGHT!!





Angel: Were not making fun of his weight&Its LITERALLY a pig!





Sonic: rlly? Hmm I was wondering why it was so fat and small.





Faith: The pig is also dead.





Sonic: So thats why its so still! I was wondering why he wasnt moving when I sat on his back to ride him&





Everyone in the room hit their foreheads from Sonics stupidity.





Amy and Genesis came back in.





Amy: Hey Sonic! Im gonna go get Lighting and bring him over!





Genesis: Oh! Ill go get Rouge and bring her over as well! Sonic?





Sonic: yes?





Genesis: Go and invite Knuckles over too.





Sonic: OK!





Angel: Ill go get Shadow!





Shadow: But im already here.





Angel: No! Not you! Another Shadow ^_^





Shadow: Can I shoot him?





Angel: HELL NO!





Shadow: Ok! Then can I shoot Big?





Genesis: Hes Not here.





Shadow: If I invite him over, can I shoot him?





Talons: I dont see why not&





Shadow: WAS I ASKING YOU??





Talons: I dont think so&who were u asking? 





Shadow: &..uh&&anyone?





Talons: Exactly! So I answered! Gosh!





Shadow: um ok, what was ur answer again?





Talons: (stupid) I said I dont see why not.





Sonic and Shadow: HURRAY!





Tails wakes up





Tails: Ill get Cream!





Amy: Well I guess thats everyone!





Sonic: YA! Lets Go!! To find the lost city of Atlantis!!!





Talons: * eyeroll *





Well I hope you guys found it funny ^_^ this is the 1^st time I rote sumthing like this, so dont blame me if it sucks! Hehe ^_^ ill write another chapter as soon as I can!!!

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