Chapter 1 - Pencil Joe

One black day in the end of June, Rory fell down the floor and sat on a sand. Tears dripped from his ear as he tried to tie his sock. He stood up and jumped out the door onto the cloud to the legendary McCormick’s. (a store near my friend's house. We live in Jefferson/Pageland SC) Once there, he picked up Josh and they ate pepper toast that Megan had found in her nose. They partied all month and found Allison in a box. Josh poked the box with a spoon and Allison popped free! She bowed up at the light post, proclaiming that it was her purple fish. Allison then chocked on a pickle and fell of Niagara Falls. Megan made a declaration that they should all follow Allison’s magical fashion and did the same. They woke up and saw Anna and Kristin (me) petting a rainbow zebra that they had found on a cotton wad in the dumpster behind of Denny’s. Rory, Josh, Megan, Allison, Anna, and Kristin then grabbed the rainbow Zebra and moonwalked to Japan. It had taken exactly 978,254 years, 46 weeks, 6 days, 402 hours, 909 minutes, and 1,732,471 seconds. We purchased a jar and lived in it on an island beside Japan. Rory suddenly grew a third arm out of his left armpit that we named Henry. Henry loved tacos. Joseph blasted from Pluto in a pink thong which was his wife. We made him murder her then put him in appropriate attire. (Henry secretly loved Joseph’s wife (Claire) and they had an affair.) Rory found out about Henry and Clair and informed General Moree that Henry had done a booboo. She demanded that Henry was to be exiled and live on salt and hair. Rory laughed tears and threw Henry into Antarctica where Henry lived for 4 days then turned into a princess. Joseph had been penguin shopping when he came across the wondrous big-breasted, green-haired Henry. He fell in love and kissed Henry’s eye and Henry got pregnant. Two weeks later, Colton emerged form Henry’s head and wanted to inquire WTF? We could not provide him an answer so Anna gave him a yellow butterfly, which he named Betty, then ate.

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