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Chapter 1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!

Just some helpful tips on how to kill Sora(all Sora fans I mean no offence)

Chapter 1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!

Chapter 1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!

10 ways to kill Sora!

*eh Hi ya Clamara here this is my first kinda story but please don't take any offence by it I don't mind the crazy frog or fan girls and I like Sora so I hope your not offended by any of this.

Cover Sora in honey and watch him get eaten by Winnie the pooh.

Show him a mirror of his reflection and he'll die of fright.

Bake some cookies and fill them with poison ( he'll be dieing for more)

Give him a note and tell him Seliphe wants to share the papou with him*watch him run off a cliff*

Throw him in a tank full of sharks *always works for me*

Let a cage off fan girls loose on him.

Tell Riku that Sora thinks he looks like a sissy gay girlie girl*watch Riku beat the crap out of Sora*

Make him listen to the Crazy Frog (he'll surely die from that)

Replace his hair dryer with a flame thrower* so you can have Sora rare well done or just extra crispy*

And finally last but not least send him to secondary school where he'll die of boredom.
And if sora's still alive after all that God I don't know what would kill him do you?

Me: well I hope those few tips were helpful.

Sora: HELPFUL please I cudda thought up tons more tips than just 10*cheese grin*

Me:*glares at Sora* shut up Sora or I'll make you listen to the crazy frog again.

Sora:*hides under the computer table*


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virusthehedgehog on September 2, 2010, 12:25:41 AM

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virusthehedgehogBetter yet just Kidnap Kairi and suspend her ten feet off the edge of a cliff a simple fall liek that would kill any stupidly powerful character

virusthehedgehog on September 2, 2010, 12:31:28 AM

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virusthehedgehogbut then again this is sora so.......

darthexodus on July 16, 2009, 2:09:46 PM

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darthexoduswhy not blindfold take him to a small thats say 20 foot tell that i wish you could this(convince that your magnifacent canyon) before respond say to bad your gonna have to feel it. he'll say what push while he stunned throw the trunk of drive 8 hour to wilderness then wait till he dehydreted then contuily beat with a sack of kitten till stops moving. note never played kindom hearts i just felt like commenting

platypusluver on February 2, 2009, 12:47:58 PM

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platypusluverooooooo! I have one! Tell him you left some chocolate in the lake and it'll lead him to a part where sharks are

platypusluver on August 23, 2008, 12:08:09 PM

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platypusluverlol lol lol lol lol lol i love that!!!! *faves*

ZoroGurl on July 31, 2008, 6:30:58 AM

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ZoroGurlLMAO...XD crazy*evil grin* now which shall i try first?^^

darkyoshi555 on July 11, 2008, 2:25:05 PM

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darkyoshi555lol, listening to crazy frog would probably make his ears bleed!
hahahahaha lol i would luv to see that!!!
i am so going to try those!!!


roxra on July 7, 2008, 3:31:40 PM

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roxrasissy gay girlie girl...
idk i had to redo my last comment <<'

WhoEverIWantToBE on June 22, 2008, 2:32:36 AM

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WhoEverIWantToBEo.O......what in the world are you doing to that runt? Can I help? >=D