Chapter 1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!

10 ways to kill Sora!

*eh Hi ya Clamara here this is my first kinda story but please don't take any offence by it I don't mind the crazy frog or fan girls and I like Sora so I hope your not offended by any of this.

Cover Sora in honey and watch him get eaten by Winnie the pooh.

Show him a mirror of his reflection and he'll die of fright.

Bake some cookies and fill them with poison ( he'll be dieing for more)

Give him a note and tell him Seliphe wants to share the papou with him*watch him run off a cliff*

Throw him in a tank full of sharks *always works for me*

Let a cage off fan girls loose on him.

Tell Riku that Sora thinks he looks like a sissy gay girlie girl*watch Riku beat the crap out of Sora*

Make him listen to the Crazy Frog (he'll surely die from that)

Replace his hair dryer with a flame thrower* so you can have Sora rare well done or just extra crispy*

And finally last but not least send him to secondary school where he'll die of boredom.
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And if sora's still alive after all that God I don't know what would kill him do you?



Me: well I hope those few tips were helpful.

Sora: HELPFUL please I cudda thought up tons more tips than just 10*cheese grin*

Me:*glares at Sora* shut up Sora or I'll make you listen to the crazy frog again.

Sora:*hides under the computer table*

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