Chapter 1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!
Submitted August 10, 2005 Updated August 10, 2005 Status Incomplete | Just some helpful tips on how to kill Sora(all Sora fans I mean no offence)
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Chapter 1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!
Chapter 1 - 10 ways to kill Sora!
10 ways to kill Sora!
*eh Hi ya Clamara here this is my first kinda story but please don't take any offence by it I don't mind the crazy frog or fan girls and I like Sora so I hope your not offended by any of this.
Cover Sora in honey and watch him get eaten by Winnie the pooh.
Show him a mirror of his reflection and he'll die of fright.
Bake some cookies and fill them with poison ( he'll be dieing for more)
Give him a note and tell him Seliphe wants to share the papou with him*watch him run off a cliff*
Throw him in a tank full of sharks *always works for me*
Let a cage off fan girls loose on him.
Tell Riku that Sora thinks he looks like a sissy gay girlie girl*watch Riku beat the crap out of Sora*
Make him listen to the Crazy Frog (he'll surely die from that)
Replace his hair dryer with a flame thrower* so you can have Sora rare well done or just extra crispy*
And finally last but not least send him to secondary school where he'll die of boredom.
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And if sora's still alive after all that God I don't know what would kill him do you?
Me: well I hope those few tips were helpful.
Sora: HELPFUL please I cudda thought up tons more tips than just 10*cheese grin*
Me:*glares at Sora* shut up Sora or I'll make you listen to the crazy frog again.
Sora:*hides under the computer table*
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virusthehedgehog on September 2, 2010, 12:25:41 AM
Better yet just Kidnap Kairi and suspend her ten feet off the edge of a cliff a simple fall liek that would kill any stupidly powerful charactervirusthehedgehog on September 2, 2010, 12:31:28 AM
but then again this is sora so.......darthexodus on July 16, 2009, 2:09:46 PM
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why not blindfold take him to a small thats say 20 foot tell that i wish you could this(convince that your magnifacent canyon) before respond say to bad your gonna have to feel it. he'll say what push while he stunned throw the trunk of drive 8 hour to wilderness then wait till he dehydreted then contuily beat with a sack of kitten till stops moving. note never played kindom hearts i just felt like commentingplatypusluver on February 2, 2009, 12:47:58 PM
ooooooo! I have one! Tell him you left some chocolate in the lake and it'll lead him to a part where sharks areplatypusluver on August 23, 2008, 12:08:09 PM
lol lol lol lol lol lol i love that!!!! *faves*ZoroGurl on July 31, 2008, 6:30:58 AM
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LMAO...XD crazy frog..lol...*evil grin* now which shall i try first?..lol^^darkyoshi555 on July 11, 2008, 2:25:05 PM
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lol, listening to crazy frog would probably make his ears bleed!hahahahaha lol i would luv to see that!!!
i am so going to try those!!!
*faves*
roxra on July 7, 2008, 3:31:40 PM
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sissy gay girlie girl...LMAO XD
idk i had to redo my last comment <<'
WhoEverIWantToBE on June 22, 2008, 2:32:36 AM
o.O......what in the world are you doing to that runt? Can I help? >=Dpainblack on June 9, 2008, 8:49:59 AM
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AWSOME!!!!! and i cant spell so ya.Neopetgirl on June 4, 2008, 2:02:45 PM
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Woah,this list will defintely help. Thanks for posting! I'll defintely try em'! -devious smirk-Hihachi17 on May 24, 2008, 6:49:20 PM
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cool ill use theseLiving_Dead_Girl on April 1, 2008, 7:43:29 AM
LOLOL that's funny! The crazy frog song is so random and the Riku one is pretty funny too.myartmaybebadbutatleastitry on October 28, 2007, 5:22:19 AM
YAY!! I think most of those would work on ne1!! LOLKonohasdarkshadow on March 25, 2007, 12:54:11 PM
lol thats funny *favs*kewl_kitsune_26 on March 22, 2007, 11:54:51 AM
so funny! and i agree with you, these will suerly work! =31513 on March 5, 2007, 11:36:51 AM
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Lol!XDOh here's another one.
"Take away Kairi and tell him that she either died or joined the Orginazation."(just hide her long anough until he dies!XD)
That'll suraly kill him.=3
roxra on February 1, 2007, 1:11:24 PM
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CaptiainIndianaSolo on December 27, 2006, 4:51:46 AM
HAHAHAH!!! That's halarious!Ranson on October 3, 2006, 11:36:22 AM
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Haha! Thats so funny! You no what else you could do? ........don't know...mochichan on August 31, 2006, 3:50:58 PM
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*covers sora in honey* sora:eww I`m sticky.. Me: MWA HAHA!!!*calls pooh* pooh: mmm! honey glazed sora! Sora:NNNNOOO!!!!!!!!!!!*faves*xKairisOtherx on July 11, 2006, 8:14:27 AM
Why r u insulting crazy frog? and thats the name of the group. the song is called Axel-FObsessiveotaku on June 3, 2006, 2:13:09 PM
pretty good, i dont like sora from KH1, but in KH2 he is allright... he as short freaky retardisms though...QUOTE FROM KH2: "Oh no!, the hearts..."-sora
definitly gonna use those sometime...
Do any of these work on Haley Joel Osment, coz Riku hired me to kill him...
FreakyMangaGirl on April 26, 2006, 12:37:30 PM
haha! LURVE you for this story- it's friggen HILARIOUs! Great job! And yeah, I like Sora too, but I don't take offense, so...yeah.*cringe*
BYYYYE!
*adds to favs*
Mariroth on February 25, 2006, 6:00:52 AM
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XD sweet, i like the axel f version of crazy frog, it feeds my hyper,poison cookies are my favorite!!!
BrAinFreeZe on December 26, 2005, 11:09:32 AM
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GAHHH!!!-rolls around laughing- god thats rich, I absolutly love it its the greatest!!! I like #7 because you so know Riku would...soras_girl_247 on November 16, 2005, 11:59:37 AM
Hey! *turns on Crazy Frog music*Sora:NOOO!!!*starts dancing* I CANT STOP!!
Theres only one way to make it stop and live...*puts on lipstick*
Sora:Oh,great.ANOTHER life-threatening decision I must make...NOO!!
luffylover222 on November 11, 2005, 9:59:52 AM
sora: but i dont wanna die!!!myomo:(my character)SHADDAP!!!*plays crazy frog axel f*
sora:*starts dancing*
myomo:DAMMIT!!*plays regular crazy frog*
sora:NOOOOOOO!!!!! IT BURNS!!
me:HEY! what u do that for?*starts wacking myomo in the head with soras keyblade repeatiadly(or how ever u spell it.)*
myomo: x_x
me:*shuts of music and kills crazy frog*
sora:thankies!^_^
me:ummm..yeah..ur...welcome...
sora:-_-)
soras_girl_247 on November 9, 2005, 7:48:06 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!Sora: NO!!Not the Crazy Frog!*hides behind me*
*gets out Keyblade*
Ill protect you!
Sora:Hey,thats MINE!
ANOTHER way to kill Sora: Whack him silly with his own Keyblade.
Kajuro_the_ultimate on November 3, 2005, 8:27:41 AM
LMFAO X 20bestvideogameplayer on November 3, 2005, 6:44:39 AM
you could put Replace sword with nuclear time bome._icypanther_ on October 31, 2005, 5:48:37 AM
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*dies from laughter*MarluxiaLuva on October 28, 2005, 5:15:22 AM
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I think #1,2,4,7(that one's the best), and 10 are the funniest but there all really funny ShiroiOkami on October 13, 2005, 7:48:51 AM
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my favorites are 1,4, and 7, this list is hilariousDaughter_of_braska on October 10, 2005, 1:29:59 AM
This is really funny, the last one should do it.Onua19Nuvok on August 30, 2005, 8:09:37 AM
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Haha anyone would die listening to Crazy Frog! (This was really boss!) Yay!Black-rainfall on August 23, 2005, 10:11:12 AM
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!! AND I LOVE SORA BUT IT'S STILL AWSOME! *ish one of the rabid fan girls who attacked him^_^*