Chapter 1 - How To Know If You Love Jak
Submitted October 19, 2006 Updated October 24, 2006 Status Incomplete | This is just something to see if you love Jak. I will have one to see if you love Torn soon!! Please comment! =P
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Chapter 1 - How To Know If You Love Jak
Chapter 1 - How To Know If You Love Jak
If you daydream about him, and cry because he's not real.
If you are so obssessed with him, you dress just like him.
If you have an imaginary friend and his name is spelled J-a-k.
If you want to kill Keira for kissing Jak in Jak X.
If you daydream about him all night and day.
If Jak was real, you would make-out with him without question.
If you want to touch Jak's muscles.
If you draw pictures of Jak shirtless.
If Jak makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
If you LOVE the sound of his voice.
If you have a Ken doll and dressed it like Jak,painted its hair yellow, and gave it green eyebrows and goatee.
If you think Jak is the sexiest man alive.
If you perform sick African voodoo rituals on the model of Jak in your closet.
If you want to run your fingers through his short,spiky hair.
If you want to give him presents.
If you think that he is VERY cool and manly.
If you want to play with his goatee.
If you want him to date you instead of him dating Keira.
If you are so obssessed with him, you dress just like him.
If you have an imaginary friend and his name is spelled J-a-k.
If you want to kill Keira for kissing Jak in Jak X.
If you daydream about him all night and day.
If Jak was real, you would make-out with him without question.
If you want to touch Jak's muscles.
If you draw pictures of Jak shirtless.
If Jak makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
If you LOVE the sound of his voice.
If you have a Ken doll and dressed it like Jak,painted its hair yellow, and gave it green eyebrows and goatee.
If you think Jak is the sexiest man alive.
If you perform sick African voodoo rituals on the model of Jak in your closet.
If you want to run your fingers through his short,spiky hair.
If you want to give him presents.
If you think that he is VERY cool and manly.
If you want to play with his goatee.
If you want him to date you instead of him dating Keira.
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TornsKickasskitty on June 10, 2007, 5:17:00 AM
I like Jak he had a nice @$$ in jak x really and I'm going to try that ken doll thing if it doesn't work im going to burn it and try torn!LonelyAngel on May 6, 2007, 10:47:46 AM
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OMFG!! I LUV JAK!! I DAYDREAM ABOUT HIM ALL DAY AND ALL NIGHT!! My friends think i'm nuts for even liking the game but that shows what they know. HE IS SOOO HOT!!!DeAtH_fIrE on January 26, 2007, 12:39:37 PM
DeAtH_fIrE on
Oh god! I'M FREAKING IN LOVE WITH A FICTIONAL CHARACTER! WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME!? *faverz* Hey I have a website with a Jak and Daxter section would you mind if I put some of thses up on it? I'll say that they're by you and not me.DarkJakAngel01 on November 4, 2006, 2:34:07 AM
Awesome!!He's so HOT!!jou on October 31, 2006, 6:15:27 AM
jou on
 I DAY DREAM ABOUT HIM ALLLLLLLLLL DAY AND ALLLLLLLL NIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!jou on October 31, 2006, 6:17:08 AM
jou on
NO LIE ITS TRUEchibibreeder on October 23, 2006, 9:01:34 AM
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OH YEAH!! I think I got all of them except the voodoo dolly and the ken doll thing XD Heehee... I also have 2 posters of him XD Envy shall never find out... never... O.o *faves*