Chapter 1 - chicken canibilism
Submitted December 6, 2009 Updated December 6, 2009 Status Complete | probubly the most insane, screwed up, song i have ever written in my entier life. the gener is kinda rock or mettle. i can''t remember which. totaly randome and dosn''t make any sense. rated for content.
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Chapter 1 - chicken canibilism
Chapter 1 - chicken canibilism
There once was a farmer, lived way down by the bay
(Short band solo)
But he was a drunk who spent his time getting laid
(Short band solo)
So the animals were always left to fend for themselves.
(Short band solo)
No one seemed to care until tragedy struck
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back
Yes the chickens attacked
And the animals screamed and they tried to fight them off but there was nothing they could do and they all fell apart!
And! There! Was! Blood!
So they fed off all the corpses for couple of days
(Short band solo)
No more grain for them theses were carnivore ways
(Short band solo)
Their beaks grew sharp and they gained the strength to fly
(Short band solo)
No they were chickens no more, demon birds of the night!
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back!
Yes the chickens attacked!
And the animals screamed and they tried to fight them off but there was nothing they could do and they all fell apart!
And! There! Was! Blood!
So the farmer came home one night drunk and alone
And he made the mistake of not locking his door
Not that it mattered anyway cus his window was open
So they took their revenge for being forced to be beasts
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back!
Yes the chickens attacked!
And the farmer screamed and he tried to fight them off but there was nothing he could do and he fell apart!
(Slower tempo)
Their master was gone and was there no more food no the poor demonic chickens didn’t know what to do. And they starved for days and become too weak to fly and oh how they missed the sky. They lost all their strength bugs just weren’t enough. They needed something more before they withered to dust. They got so thin all their feathers fell out. There was nothing they could do no way to get out.
(Whispered) And then the first one fell…
(Reg tempo)
And they decided they had had enough!
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back!
Yes the chickens attacked!
And they screamed and did their best to fight each other off but in the end it just wasn’t enough.
(Whispered) And they tore each other apart…
Just so my readers know. I was board as heck. And the moral of the song is if you have animal or take care of pets don’t neglect or starve them. This can do a lot of emotional and physical damage and in some extreme cases result in cannibalism. Animal cannibalism is just as horrid as human cannibalism.
(Short band solo)
But he was a drunk who spent his time getting laid
(Short band solo)
So the animals were always left to fend for themselves.
(Short band solo)
No one seemed to care until tragedy struck
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back
Yes the chickens attacked
And the animals screamed and they tried to fight them off but there was nothing they could do and they all fell apart!
And! There! Was! Blood!
So they fed off all the corpses for couple of days
(Short band solo)
No more grain for them theses were carnivore ways
(Short band solo)
Their beaks grew sharp and they gained the strength to fly
(Short band solo)
No they were chickens no more, demon birds of the night!
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back!
Yes the chickens attacked!
And the animals screamed and they tried to fight them off but there was nothing they could do and they all fell apart!
And! There! Was! Blood!
So the farmer came home one night drunk and alone
And he made the mistake of not locking his door
Not that it mattered anyway cus his window was open
So they took their revenge for being forced to be beasts
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back!
Yes the chickens attacked!
And the farmer screamed and he tried to fight them off but there was nothing he could do and he fell apart!
(Slower tempo)
Their master was gone and was there no more food no the poor demonic chickens didn’t know what to do. And they starved for days and become too weak to fly and oh how they missed the sky. They lost all their strength bugs just weren’t enough. They needed something more before they withered to dust. They got so thin all their feathers fell out. There was nothing they could do no way to get out.
(Whispered) And then the first one fell…
(Reg tempo)
And they decided they had had enough!
And the chickens Attacked!
No it could never be taken back!
Yes the chickens attacked!
And they screamed and did their best to fight each other off but in the end it just wasn’t enough.
(Whispered) And they tore each other apart…
Just so my readers know. I was board as heck. And the moral of the song is if you have animal or take care of pets don’t neglect or starve them. This can do a lot of emotional and physical damage and in some extreme cases result in cannibalism. Animal cannibalism is just as horrid as human cannibalism.
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