Chapter 1 - The fire in North Park
Submitted July 14, 2006 Updated July 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | Main Characters: Kenny McCormick, Lenny McHammock Kyle Brofslovski, Miles Bolovinski Stan Marsh, Dan Marks Eric Cartman, Derrek Carmen Other Characters: Tweek, Butters, Token, Clyde, etc. This first takes place in North Park Colorado, where 4 f
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Chapter 1 - The fire in North Park
Chapter 1 - The fire in North Park
Lenny McHammock: "(Jesus Christ!)" *Runs out of house*
*house explodes*
Dan Marks: "HOLY SH**!!!"
Miles Bolovinski: "Quick, in the minivan!"
*In the minivan*
Lenny: "(God dammit mom, where the f*** are you?!)"
Derrek Carmen: "Hurry up, I refuse to die out he''ah!"
*Mrs. McHammock drives off*
Mr. McHammock: "We''re going to live in South Park for a few days."
Miles: "Aw, dammit!"
Carmen: "I agree, there''s nothing to do in South Park but look at cows. Face it, South Park is a piece of crap."
Mrs. McHammock: "Come on, there is lots of stuff to do in South Park."
Dan: "Okay then, name one."
Mrs. McHammock: "Okay,... well there''s...no...um,... then ther--no..."
Lenny: "(Face the facts, mom, South Park is a piece of crap.)"
Later...
Mr. McHammock: "We''re here!"
When Lenny gets out of the van, a run-down, out of control truck smashes him into the van, killing him, while a young boy in an orange parka flies out the windshield.
Boy: "(AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!)" *splats into brick wall* "(Urk!)"
And if that didn''t kill him, than the big-@$$ 18-wheeler running over his body did
Dan: "OH MY GOD, THEY KILLED LENNY!!!"
Miles: "You crazed little son-of-a-dog..."
TO BE CONTINUED...
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