Chapter 3 - Ways to annoy Mikita
Submitted April 7, 2006 Updated April 14, 2006 Status Incomplete | Includes ways to annoy Hiei. I got bored and decided to submit some humor. Some may be easier to understand if you know the story.
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Chapter 3 - Ways to annoy Mikita
Chapter 3 - Ways to annoy Mikita
Ways to annoy Mikita:
Tell her, “Whatcha gonna do about it?” Then be sure to run because she'll show you what she's gonna do about it.
Try to feed her a hot dog.
Tickle her. (It makes her mad)
Stare at her.
Poke her constantly.
Ask her what she's hiding… over and over again.
Sing or play country music.
Tell her random insults that make no sense.
Keep going on about the random insults that make no sense.
Smoke a cigarette around her.
Offer her a cigarette.
Tell her she looks even remotely similar to Inuyasha.
Tell her that her and Inuyasha make a cute couple.
Ask her why she denies it.
Ask her again.
Then ask her why she's chasing you with her sword.
Tell her that she should go with Hiei.
Tell her she looks like Kagome.
Make her baby-sit.
Go up to her and say, “I know that you and Sesshomaru are more than just friends. I overheard you last night.”
Run while she chases you with her sword yet again.
Yell out' “Loser!” Then be sure to run… fast… Hiei speed.
Take away her Oreos. (She loves Oreos.)
Tell her that she and Karasu are more than just sisters.
Tell her that she and Kagome fell in love while they were connected by the Spirit Crystal.
Confuse her even more with her direction impaired… self.
Try to kiss her. (Hates kisses. Not too affectionate.)
Talk to her while she's on her period. (She'll most likely kill you.)
Make loud, obnoxious noises. (That would annoy anyone.)
Ignore her.
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There ya go. Ways to annoy… me pretty much, except for the Inuyasha, Sesshomaru, etc. parts. Those are from the story. ^_^ Mikita is practically my anime self.
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Inu_lover1644 on June 20, 2006, 7:31:42 AM
kikyo_lover2008 on April 18, 2006, 1:10:53 AM
thanks for the tips...i'll use them later..... i might try my luck at #27.....LOLLiving_Dead_Girl on April 14, 2006, 11:09:27 PM
1. Watcha gonna do about it??? *runs for life*2. I like hot dogs... sort of. They are a little icky.
3. I tickle everyone. Why would I not tickle someone?
4. *stares*
Mikita: Do I have something stuck on my face?
Me: No. I just feel like staring at you.
5. You are kidding, right? I don't think there is a person alive on this earth that I haven't poked at least 40 times in a row.
6. Watcha hiding..... Watcha hiding..... Watcha hiding..... Watcha hiding..... Watcha hiding..... Watcha hiding???????
7. Oh god no! I hate that stuff!
8. Milk is not good!
Mikita: Okaaaaaaayyyy...
Me: You ate a potato!
Mikita: What?
Me: I'm gonna eat your sox!
Mikita: What sox?
Me: Dragon draaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagon.
Mikita: You need help.
9. see #8
7. Mikita: What the hell! You already did thais one!
6. Mikita: I'm gonna kill you now. Just keep going already and get it over with.
7. Mikita: Enough of the 7!
8. Mikita: Yah. You did this one too! Go to number 10!
9. Mikita: I'm just gonna kill you now. *kills me*
10. I don't smoke and even if I would, I couldn't bc I am dead now.
23. WTF?? Arc keeps doing that same thing toi me! Gale and Arc and Auro keep stealing my Oreos and my waffles. I goyt back at Gale though. MUAHAHAHAHA!! He looks great in a pink mini skirt ^^
29. Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world? EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mandy94t on April 14, 2006, 10:32:39 PM
mandy94t on
she can't get me.Y'know why?I got a huge sword three times my size.Whatcha gonna do about,Mikita?Mikita:This.*tries to slaughter me*
Inuyashalover12 on April 14, 2006, 12:47:03 PM
ok wll use some of these to annoy her... she can't kill me why?cause i got Blanca!hahahaha!
Mikita: yea, I just slaughtered Inu_lover1644, because.....um...well.... she stole my oreos! and yea that's why there's gibberish up there but what ever.
Me: I'm alive!!! *drops dead*
Mikita: yep, there she goes again. NOBODY STEALS MY OREOS!