(WARNING)procide with caution this story is utterly random. I died laughing writing this maybye you will reading it! (Caution:Involves great quantaties of ale and food!)
"ARRRGGG! MY BEUTIFUL ELVISH EARS" This is bloody funny! Oh my gawd, Legolas is so amazing in this, you can imagine him doing something like that. "CURSE YOU,YOU VILE PEICE OF HAIR!!! STAY DOWN OR I WILL CUT YOU A SUNDER!!!" Heh heh heh, funniest thing I've read in a while.
Well done, *hands you lollipop* LOLLIPOP!! This is so a favourite of mine!
Relentless.
lol pretty funny