The Five Most Basic Rules of Life by WalMart_Manager

Oct 30, 2005 08:08 AM by: Koneko chapter 1

Most... awesome... thing... ever!

"You are not some angsty dude who is 'consumed by the blackness.'" LOL! This new angsty-goth fad thing is so stupid. (I also agree with whatever person said that, it is less fun when they're sleeping).

Okay... write more!

Aug 9, 2005 01:10 PM by: RiversBlood chapter 1

Amen to that.

Mar 11, 2005 04:03 PM by: strawberry_kissez chapter 1

hahahahahahahahahahahha sooooooooooooooo true!

Aug 25, 2004 05:31 PM by: LadyoftheDeadlyDance chapter 1

*chuckles darkly* Hehehe...quite the five basic rules of life. +favs

Jul 7, 2004 01:30 PM by: Maroon005 chapter 1

loool! this is really funny! write more ^^ great job by the way.

Jun 29, 2004 03:35 PM by: WalMart_Manager chapter 1

O.O comments! *cough*

Jun 15, 2004 02:14 AM by: catgurl101 chapter 1

man you are just too funny
i like the take the Zoloft and shut the hell up. that was the best.
paid programming sucks.

May 10, 2004 07:13 AM by: a-drawer-4ever chapter 1

buwa hahhahhahhahahaa!! love them all!!! ^_~ and all true consumed by blackness.. ehehe
great basi rules!

May 9, 2004 02:52 PM by: eclipsedmoongoddess482 chapter 1

*Agrees with Kains_Vampire* Yeah, they don't scream when they're sleeping. *Pouts for a sec* Oh well! I live by my own 'lil rules NEway. Although I have to say I like rule number one the best. So true...so true.

May 2, 2004 05:29 PM by: a-drawer-4ever chapter 1

Oo I love ite!

Apr 20, 2004 08:56 PM by: Kains_Vampire chapter 1

But...but...it's less fun if they're sleeping!! *throws fit*

Mar 22, 2004 09:40 PM by: WalMart_Manager chapter 1

Cause they are cause I said so!
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Mar 20, 2004 10:50 PM by: coca-cola chapter 1

now how are these the 5 most basic rules of life?????????