Your mother's going to kill you too.  Though I do admit, you're good at what you do best:  annoying the hell out of Sesshoumaru, and yet somehow always coming back for more. =P
 
#61 way to annoy Sesshoumaru:
Die by his hand and then rez like nothing happened.
 
#62 way to annoy Sesshoumaru:
Knock him down, especially during combat.  This one has been proven!  All those you mentioned above, he will keep his cool (for the most part).  But this one will make him go insane.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Too Funny! Can't stop laughing...

crap.I think I went to far on# 22 cause fluffy hasn't stopped casing me.
me:LORD SESSHOMARU IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!!!

sesshy:DIE PATHETIC WENCH!!! [lunges at me]

me:AHHHH!![takes a few steps back]

sesshy:[lands and turns into giant dog]ROOOOAAAAR!

me:[rolls up a newspaper]Bad Fluffy![swats him on the nose]
sesshy:[growls and bears fangs]

me:crap......[runs like there ain't no tommorrow]

Sesshomaru, you...are...my...father!
Sesshomaru: *blinks* Are you mentally challenged?
No, but I bet you are. If so, I'm certafied to teach you baseball.
Sesshomaru: *blinks*
Wow, you're even stupider *and hotter* than InuYasha! *runs*
Sesshomaru: I'm going to kill you!
Ha, you can't even catch...aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeee!
InuYasha: *munches popcorn* (whispers to Kagome) when's the next commecial, I gotta go.

wow i acyually made i... *thud*

I die at #22 cause that was the only one I did XD

Well, if you got killed by Sesshy, and only at #60, then i would say ur pretty lucky. He must really like you^_^

Sesshy: T_T Die.

Rei: :P no way, pops^_^

Sesshy: *turns away* I am not related to you.

He tried to get his hands on me after #18, but I run waaaay too fast for him. Heh, I got all the way to #60 without dying!!!!*ducks to dodge poison claws*

Sessh: *turns into a big doggie*

Me: Oh shoot. *runs like seven hells*

What no one commented. well First comment! First comment!! Hahahahahah funny story! I got killed at #46!