Chapter One: Is Sora Really That Stupid?

Sora: Look Kairi! A paopu!

Kairi: *several paopus fall on her* I thought I said pick one and leave it alone! Not shake the crap out of the tree!

Sora: Coconut!

Kairi: Oh... Cr- *pow*

Sora: Heh heh. Kairi fall down go boom.

Riku: What did you do to my love!?

Sora: Your WHAT?!

Riku: Um... best friend? Listen don't tell her kay?

Sora: Hey Kairi! Riku want's-

Riku: *Hiss* *Death glare*

Sora:- to give you a cookie!

Riku: Kairi I lo-lo-love you!

Kairi:I love you to! Your My best friend!

Sora: Denied!

Riku: Shut up!

Sora: She like's me more!

Riku: YOUR A@# IS GRASS!

Kairi: Riku have you been drinking?

Riku: No, now hold this beer while I go kill Sora!

END OF CHAPTER...

Will Riku ever catch Sora? (Probably not)
Will Kairi get a life? (Not now, not ever)
Does this make sense?! (Not at all)

Stay tuned!