Read this if you're bored... by maisloatt

Chapters

1 - Smart One - Submitted 2006-09-11 Updated: 2006-09-11 - 171 views, 1576 words, 8k
2 - The New Kid part 1 - Submitted 2006-09-11 Updated: 2006-09-18 - 78 views, 878 words, 4k
3 - Authors Note - Submitted 2006-09-12 Updated: 2006-09-12 - 56 views, 149 words, 0k
4 - The New Kid part 2 - Submitted 2006-09-13 Updated: 2006-09-13 - 60 views, 443 words, 2k
5 - The New Kid part 3 - Submitted 2006-09-14 Updated: 2006-09-14 - 55 views, 372 words, 1k
6 - KCORN! - Submitted 2006-09-14 Updated: 2006-09-14 - 72 views, 177 words, 1k
7 - Zap - Submitted 2006-09-15 Updated: 2006-09-15 - 58 views, 588 words, 2k
8 - Ken and Barbie - Submitted 2006-09-20 Updated: 2006-09-20 - 62 views, 611 words, 3k
9 - What True Love is supposed to be like, sorta.... - Submitted 2006-09-21 Updated: 2006-09-21 - 58 views, 124 words, 0k
10 - What True love is supposed to be like. i think... - Submitted 2006-09-21 Updated: 2006-09-21 - 53 views, 168 words, 1k
11 - What true love is supposed to be like...ornot - Submitted 2006-09-21 Updated: 2006-09-21 - 65 views, 95 words, 0k
12 - What true love is supposed to be like. really. - Submitted 2006-09-23 Updated: 2006-09-23 - 64 views, 1 words, 0k
13 - dont let sis answer doors to op. sex - Submitted 2006-09-24 Updated: 2006-10-28 - 92 views, 419 words, 2k
14 - Grades Over Boys...or not, - Submitted 2006-09-28 Updated: 2006-09-28 - 71 views, 720 words, 3k
15 - Grades over Boys...or not, CONT. - Submitted 2006-09-28 Updated: 2006-09-28 - 51 views, 1317 words, 6k
16 - Don't Even Ask. - Submitted 2006-09-28 Updated: 2006-09-28 - 69 views, 370 words, 2k
17 - TAG is a wonderful thing. - Submitted 2006-09-29 Updated: 2006-10-05 - 65 views, 538 words, 2k
18 - o.O - Submitted 2006-10-01 Updated: 2006-10-01 - 40 views, 12 words, 0k
19 - Forbidden (vague) - Submitted 2006-10-01 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 52 views, 573 words, 2k
20 - Grow Up (together) - Submitted 2006-10-01 Updated: 2006-10-01 - 49 views, 261 words, 1k
21 - Whats Really Scary - Submitted 2006-10-02 Updated: 2006-10-02 - 53 views, 791 words, 4k
22 - 13 minutes in Hell - Submitted 2006-10-03 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 75 views, 1453 words, 7k
23 - Attempt to Scare - Submitted 2006-10-04 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 56 views, 215 words, 1k
24 - Attempt to Scare 2 Backfire - Submitted 2006-10-04 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 57 views, 208 words, 1k
25 - Random Kiss - Submitted 2006-10-04 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 54 views, 348 words, 1k
26 - The 'Study' date - Submitted 2006-10-04 Updated: 2006-10-04 - 44 views, 25 words, 0k
27 - K.I.S.S.I.N.G. - Submitted 2006-10-04 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 46 views, 205 words, 1k
28 - Guess What? - Submitted 2006-10-05 Updated: 2006-10-05 - 59 views, 121 words, 0k
29 - Just Look - Submitted 2006-10-05 Updated: 2006-10-05 - 46 views, 81 words, 0k
30 - Code - Submitted 2006-10-05 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 61 views, 193 words, 1k
31 - Run-ins in 6th grade - Submitted 2006-10-05 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 50 views, 220 words, 1k
32 - Suclusion - Submitted 2006-10-05 Updated: 2006-10-05 - 52 views, 684 words, 3k
33 - 10 things you dont want to hear... - Submitted 2006-10-06 Updated: 2006-10-06 - 61 views, 270 words, 1k
34 - OC Directery - Submitted 2006-10-06 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 45 views, 148 words, 0k
35 - boo. - Submitted 2006-10-07 Updated: 2006-10-07 - 39 views, 15 words, 0k
36 - Did you know...? - Submitted 2006-10-07 Updated: 2006-10-07 - 46 views, 15 words, 0k
37 - BIG jump forward IMS - Submitted 2006-10-07 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 60 views, 868 words, 5k
38 - Fish Licence - Submitted 2006-10-07 Updated: 2006-10-07 - 51 views, 499 words, 2k
39 - Moving? - Submitted 2006-10-07 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 45 views, 311 words, 1k
40 - Cozy - Submitted 2006-10-07 Updated: 2006-10-07 - 51 views, 377 words, 1k
41 - i need a moment - Submitted 2006-10-08 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 36 views, 46 words, 0k
42 - "Yes" in smarts and im pissed - Submitted 2006-10-10 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 53 views, 692 words, 3k
43 - What Happened? - Submitted 2006-10-13 Updated: 2006-10-13 - 39 views, 457 words, 2k
44 - Babysitting P1 - Submitted 2006-10-14 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 52 views, 573 words, 2k
45 - Ouch S:A POV:1 - Submitted 2006-10-16 Updated: 2006-10-16 - 49 views, 494 words, 2k
46 - Babysitting P2 - Submitted 2006-10-16 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 40 views, 423 words, 2k
47 - Draft - Submitted 2006-10-17 Updated: 2006-10-17 - 50 views, 565 words, 3k
48 - IMPORTANT AUTHORS NOTE - Submitted 2006-10-17 Updated: 2006-10-17 - 47 views, 542 words, 2k
49 - Monster Movie - Submitted 2006-10-18 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 42 views, 292 words, 1k
50 - PLAH: 1 - Submitted 2006-10-18 Updated: 2006-10-18 - 44 views, 1182 words, 6k
51 - Dance Dance Revolution!!! - Submitted 2006-10-18 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 38 views, 236 words, 1k
52 - fact.... - Submitted 2006-10-18 Updated: 2006-10-18 - 40 views, 6 words, 0k
53 - Alaena - Submitted 2006-10-19 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 43 views, 85 words, 0k
54 - Lauren - Submitted 2006-10-20 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 43 views, 231 words, 1k
55 - Ping-Pong - Submitted 2006-10-20 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 41 views, 78 words, 0k
56 - The power of young love...and i mean YOUNG - Submitted 2006-10-20 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 55 views, 1113 words, 5k
57 - Jargans back.... - Submitted 2006-10-20 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 49 views, 2134 words, 10k
58 - Envy - Submitted 2006-10-20 Updated: 2006-10-23 - 45 views, 266 words, 1k
59 - While You Where Sleeping, - Submitted 2006-10-22 Updated: 2006-10-23 - 53 views, 209 words, 1k
60 - BIG CHANGE PEOPLE HUGE! - Submitted 2006-10-22 Updated: 2006-10-22 - 46 views, 616 words, 3k
61 - The Wonderful Unforeseen - Submitted 2006-10-23 Updated: 2006-10-23 - 54 views, 1440 words, 7k
62 - Satins Pleasure....seem familiar??? - Submitted 2006-10-23 Updated: 2006-10-23 - 53 views, 734 words, 3k
63 - ow thissucks - Submitted 2006-10-26 Updated: 2006-10-26 - 49 views, 47 words, 0k
64 - surreal - Submitted 2006-10-27 Updated: 2006-10-27 - 41 views, 229 words, 1k
65 - peanuts - Submitted 2006-10-28 Updated: 2006-10-28 - 42 views, 107 words, 0k
66 - reading under a tree - Submitted 2006-10-29 Updated: 2006-10-29 - 49 views, 1097 words, 6k
67 - poke - Submitted 2006-11-01 Updated: 2006-11-01 - 44 views, 102 words, 0k
68 - 600!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - Submitted 2006-11-03 Updated: 2006-11-03 - 43 views, 32 words, 0k
69 - The Greater Generation - Submitted 2006-11-05 Updated: 2006-11-05 - 47 views, 534 words, 2k
70 - mistakes (2?) - Submitted 2006-11-06 Updated: 2006-11-06 - 45 views, 430 words, 2k
71 - ATTENTION ALL READERS! - Submitted 2006-11-09 Updated: 2006-11-09 - 50 views, 235 words, 1k
72 - ATTENTION ALL READERS (again) - Submitted 2006-11-09 Updated: 2006-11-09 - 23 views, 11 words, 0k
73 - SUGAR/PERSON - Submitted 2006-11-11 Updated: 2006-11-11 - 41 views, 13 words, 1k
74 - im not gay because of this. - Submitted 2006-11-11 Updated: 2006-11-11 - 59 views, 551 words, 2k
75 - ATTENTION!2 - Submitted 2006-11-12 Updated: 2006-11-12 - 25 views, 16 words, 0k
76 - She's A Rebel - Submitted 2006-11-12 Updated: 2006-11-12 - 51 views, 764 words, 4k
77 - Its the song that never ends... - Submitted 2006-11-14 Updated: 2006-11-14 - 44 views, 880 words, 4k

29 Comments (Most recent 10). Show All

Nov 15, 2006 09:17 AM by: jak-n-daxter203 chapter 76

omfg i love this story! i live Shes a rebel by green day aswell! there my fave band! tis story rules

Nov 13, 2006 02:34 PM by: axelishot chapter 1

THIS IS GREAT!

Nov 8, 2006 01:21 PM by: RedPaint chapter 70

Oooh, good, strange in a way, but good.
And a cliffhanger..I MUST know what happens! So yeah, I'm looking forward to reading more. n__n

Nov 8, 2006 02:21 PM by: maisloatt chapter 0

huh, ya know, i hadnt really intended for a cliffy. but i guess i got one. ima get ta wrk on that now, or ima gonna procrastinate until i do. either way something is comming sooner or later.

Nov 3, 2006 07:11 PM by: RedPaint chapter 68

WOOO!! 6oo views! Ya know, now it's 602 as I'm writing this here comment..
Congradulations!!!

Nov 3, 2006 03:01 PM by: maisloatt chapter 50

no, you gotta wait because i have only one arm and i dont want the chapters to be too short.

Nov 1, 2006 01:58 PM by: RedPaint chapter 66

Awesome!! At first I thought changing to title to "Parodies of Reality" sounded too, I dunno...serious or something of the sort. But now I like it better, because the chapters have more to them now than earlier. So it all makes sense.

Anyways, I loved this chapter! You did a great job with it..keep up the excellent work.

And Happy Halloween!! ..even though it's a day late. Hope you had fun trick-or-treating or relaxing or doing other fun stuff on one of THE best holidays ever.

Oct 27, 2006 04:41 PM by: RedPaint chapter 64

Yay!! Typingness! Thanks for not letting RedPaint down, she appreciates it much. Haha, cliffhanger..oh well.

Prevail with many typing errors!!!
..that made me laugh.

Oct 25, 2006 03:14 PM by: RedPaint chapter 62

Yay RedPaint likes it!!
..although it is a cliffhanger, but good job! I shall commense with reading more new stuff tomorrow.
Haha, I like the "I have my ways" part..it was funny.

White chocolate sounds so good right now..*throws virtual chocolate at the author* eat it nowww!
Oh, and by the way, in my last comment, I was calling all the people reading this story noobs EXCEPT for the author. So yah..just some clarification.

Oct 23, 2006 10:23 PM by: maisloatt chapter 61

a peacock bun is when girls tie their hair like a pony tail only the third time they pull it throughhalf way, making a small bun , and when they have really long hair it fans out like peacock feathers at the back of their hair.

Oct 23, 2006 06:06 PM by: RedPaint chapter 60

..*comments* that twas a pretty threatening threat...
hmm..and the name Maison is cool, I suppose it goes better with the story, and it's unique..colors are FUN! Ok enough of that for now..

And why does hardly anyone comment? I mean yeah, sure, I read short stories on here ALL the time and don't bother commenting..but that's because the story was really lame or I was really lazy. But for the NOOBS(besides the author) reading this, you should comment when people like, ask you to..

Oct 22, 2006 01:59 PM by: RedPaint chapter 59

LOL, I like the ending..

*throws you a tasty piece of cherry pie* Keep up the good, and funny, work!

Oct 20, 2006 09:37 PM by: RedPaint chapter 57

Eeeek!! That bully seriously scares me..he's eviler than a bully, though.
Even though it's not as happy, it's still really good!
lol, Irony..well I guess having a new comment everytime you logged in would be ironic because not very many people on this site DO comment...

Oct 20, 2006 07:59 PM by: RedPaint chapter 56

o_0; That bully was like..the evilest bully I've ever heard of/read about, scary. And you were right, I do like it! Al and Laura are so brave, and cute because they're all kindergardeners(wow that's a long word) so they talk cute..
*looks forward to reading the older version of this chapter, too*
You commenting back on my comments makes me more eager to comment..I just used "comment" three times...
That is all.

Oct 20, 2006 07:04 PM by: RedPaint chapter 54

n___n This was funny and sweet! I really like the ending..
*from the chapter Lauren*

Oct 18, 2006 06:24 PM by: maisloatt chapter 11

i didnt mean to diss her. sorry christina i love your music!!!! (wtlistbl...ornot)

Oct 18, 2006 05:59 PM by: maisloatt chapter 50

clarinet is band isnt it? oh well. my bad.

Oct 18, 2006 04:06 PM by: RedPaint chapter 49

Haha, poor, poor Phil..
I feel bad for him and at the same time extremely amused. Also..poor, poor Lauren..because she has a Phil on her leg..
o_0; Seeing horror movies does things to me..and I have a vivid imagination, so I tend to stay away from them.
*from the chapter Monster Movie* Although that could have been considered as obvious, oh well..

Oct 17, 2006 05:39 PM by: RedPaint chapter 47

Wow, that's really touching..like it really actually WAS touching. You did a really good job at wording this, I can imagine it as if I were there.

Oct 16, 2006 08:03 PM by: diva96 chapter 0

vedy nice,i don't like DP but i liked the 1st chappie.(YAY NEW WORD!!!)

Oct 16, 2006 05:57 PM by: maisloatt chapter 45

i think that answered that question...

Oct 7, 2006 09:55 PM by: RedPaint chapter 37

Yay for IM chatroom chapters! n__n! Yeah..they're very fun to read.

ALL OF YOU OTHER NOOBS READING THIS NEED TO COMMENT!!
I mean, jeez..

Oct 6, 2006 06:54 PM by: RedPaint chapter 28

Oh my, AWESOME!! lol, and Philip the girl nickel was an inspiration..

*commenting from the chapter Guess What?*

Oct 6, 2006 03:35 PM by: RedPaint chapter 16

*gasp* The ending..the "girlfriend" ..so cruel x-x...*is commenting from the Don't Even Ask chapter*

*faves this story* It's great, I love all the randomness and little short stories. And the title of the story--O_o??? really interested me..because it's one of my favorite faces to make. Great job! You're good at writing random stuff, it cheers me up n__n

Oct 5, 2006 07:11 AM by: inuyasha_naruto_lover chapter 13

hahaha!! that was hilarious! ^^

Oct 5, 2006 02:17 PM by: maisloatt chapter 0

thanks for the comments! glad ya liked it!

Oct 5, 2006 07:10 AM by: inuyasha_naruto_lover chapter 27

lol this one was hilarious! ^^

Oct 4, 2006 07:01 PM by: maisloatt chapter 27

that was funny. i think that was funny. what do you think?

Sep 15, 2006 06:22 PM by: maisloatt chapter 7

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE oh by the way. Mais didnt look. the name on her hand was Kwan if you were wondering.
She has a BF thats why she wins. whereas i dont, i lose. wa.

Sep 14, 2006 07:42 PM by: maisloatt chapter 1

one of these days.....

Sep 11, 2006 06:37 PM by: maisloatt chapter 2

PLEASE STAY TUNED