MORE Ways to Annoy Murtagh by gemdrop123neo

Dec 19, 2007 01:19 PM by: Vyalia chapter 1

44. Steal Zarâroc. Then throw it at Eragon and claim that Eragon stole it.

45. See if Eragon and Murtagh clash in another epic battle after #44. While youâre at it, play the Star Wars theme music.
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xD -dies-
I love Murtagh (in a lovey-dovey sort of way), but I love reading these. They're just so hilarious!
And, if I ever met Murtagh, I'd probably use some of these on him just to bother him constantly. ^_^

Jan 1, 2007 05:14 PM by: CaptiainIndianaSolo chapter 1

44. Steal Zarâroc. Then throw it at Eragon and claim that Eragon stole it.

45. See if Eragon and Murtagh clash in another epic battle after #44. While youâre at it, play the Star Wars theme music.

HAHAHA!!!!! Oh man, I think I'm gonna die!!! HAHAHAHA!

Jan 1, 2007 05:17 PM by: CaptiainIndianaSolo chapter 0

Murtagh: What's so funny? *reads*

Me: Um, I gotta go....*runs*

Murtagh: Don't get any funny ideas, little brother.

Eragon: *grins* No worries.

Murtagh: *starts to walk away but just as he turns his back you see a 'kick me' sign on his back*

Me and Eragon: *laugh*

Me: Nice!

Jan 1, 2007 06:21 PM by: gemdrop123neo chapter 0

Thanks for the comment. Always nice to know that people appreciate bits of randomness.

Dec 31, 2006 09:23 PM by: blusand30 chapter 1

When he turns nineteen, switch his candles around so it reads ninety-one?

Tell him Thorn ran away with Saphira?

REALLY hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dec 3, 2006 03:04 PM by: WhitePaw chapter 1

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HA HA HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH *falls on floor* X.C HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAA SWIRLY TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH GOD HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! *calms down* oh god hehehe i was just thinkin of you haha awesome ^.^ another fav ehehehehe
-Ryko nyehehe heheehehehe swirly time