Diary of Orochimaru by KidRaccoon

by: Lanayru on Apr 1, 2008 03:42 PM chapter 5

You poor thing, Orochimaru can't remember your name... XD

by: BelleMorte8223 on Jan 31, 2008 01:25 AM chapter 5

WOW....that was weird.....

by: BelleMorte8223 on Jan 31, 2008 01:21 AM chapter 1

That was.....wow.....um.......that scared the hell outtta me...

by: Lanayru on Oct 9, 2007 02:42 PM chapter 3

Geezus, Sasori, how many have you had?!

by: KidRaccoon on Oct 9, 2007 03:07 PM chapter 0

Hm... Let's say 17? XD Yeah.

by: Lanayru on Oct 9, 2007 02:40 PM chapter 2

ROFL! *takes off the mickey ears and Winnie scarf* Uh.. No, just no. Bad orochi! *slaps*

by: Lanayru on Oct 9, 2007 02:38 PM chapter 1

... Orochimaru is really Micheal Jackson in disquise...

by: KidRaccoon on Oct 9, 2007 03:08 PM chapter 0

Orochimaru: Cuz it's... ^w^
Sound Ninjas: *pop out of nowhere*
Orochimaru: THRILLER!!!!!!!!! XD

by: Lanayru on Oct 10, 2007 03:18 AM chapter 0

LOL, yeah, here's my theory:
Everyone knew micheal jackson was too dangerous to keep on earth... So scientists put him in a children's anime where he still molests little boys to this very day... Thus, creating orochimaru.

Either that, or Orochimaru is the guy who did Micheal Jackson's plastic surgery! O.o

by: rainbowfox16 on Oct 8, 2007 01:30 PM chapter 5

O_o you have way to much time on your hands....GOOD NOW I HAVE SOMETHING FUNNY TO READ!! WOOOOT!!
Rainbowfox is a good girl. Gooder than Tobi. Nyah.

by: Lanayru on Oct 9, 2007 02:46 PM chapter 5

sure, sure... We'll believe that when Deidara sprouts wings and flies.

by: rainbowfox16 on Oct 12, 2007 04:51 PM chapter 0

Rainbowfox: pouts* Rainbowfox is a good girl....

(Deidra suddenly soars by on a pair of white wings) HEY!! BYE!! UN!

Rainbowfox: HA!! Now what Lanayru?! Rainbowfox IS a good girl. Better than Tobi!!

by: Lanayru on Oct 12, 2007 05:03 PM chapter 0

Fine, we'll beileve it when you fugure out what name makes Ennaka go crazy. Take that!!! >:D

by: rainbowfox16 on Oct 14, 2007 05:36 PM chapter 0

urrmmmmm....Gaara?

by: Lanayru on Oct 15, 2007 03:16 PM chapter 0

I beez not telling. caz I'm just that cruel! >:D
HAHAHAHAHA! You may be a good girl, but not better than Tobi!! HAHAHAHAHAHA! because Tobi is alwas doing the right thing and not pulling his spine out! >:3

by: rainbowfox16 on Oct 15, 2007 05:37 PM chapter 0

*burst into tears* I-WAS-ONLY-TEASING!!! Don't be mad at RainbowFox!! She is a good girl!! Waaaaahh!!

by: Lanayru on Oct 16, 2007 02:39 PM chapter 0

LOL it's so fun to make ppl cry. *watches* ah well, I've had my fun. *gives rainbowfox a cookie* for your troubles.^^

by: KidRaccoon on Oct 8, 2007 01:43 PM chapter 0

Too much time? No, I have too little.

by: rainbowfox16 on Oct 9, 2007 02:40 PM chapter 0

....Okay. Stil...I HAVE SOMETHING ELSE TO READ NOW!!!! WOOT!!! You so cool!!

by: rainbowfox16 on Oct 8, 2007 01:26 PM chapter 3

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAA Holy Madre de Dios!! That's to fuckin much *takes deep breath* whew gotta calm down...........HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAAAA!!!

by: rainbowfox16 on Oct 8, 2007 01:22 PM chapter 1

O_o...Holy Cracker Monkies!! Thats fuckin hilarious man!!

by: SwordMaster1 on Aug 26, 2007 11:12 AM chapter 1

awesome story so funny XD

by: KidRaccoon on Aug 29, 2007 12:33 AM chapter 0

Thanks, yeah!!!!!! ^^

by: FullMetalAlchemist18 on Jun 26, 2007 08:18 PM chapter 0

These are HILARIUOS!!!! (sp? XP XD)

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 26, 2007 08:21 PM chapter 0

Yeah!!!! XD

by: thecompleteanimorph on Jun 23, 2007 09:26 AM chapter 1

Orochimaru without undies... I'm afraid...

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 23, 2007 03:45 PM chapter 0

Oh yeah, it gave us SEIZURES, yeah!!!! That's how scary it was, yeah!!!! DX

by: thecompleteanimorph on Jun 24, 2007 08:59 AM chapter 0

I can believe it, yessssss.

by: zopponde on Jun 9, 2007 06:39 PM chapter 1

DEAR GOSH! I am so glad that I'm reading this!

Instafavesalicious! X3

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 9, 2007 06:42 PM chapter 0

Laugh til you need help from the medical staff. Enjoy. ^^

by: HeiesgirlSable on Jun 9, 2007 04:22 PM chapter 3

O.O *burst into hysterical laughter* CAN'T.... BREATHE.....

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 9, 2007 04:55 PM chapter 0

"Everybody, do the Deidara, un!!!!!! Do the new move with the Deidara groove!!!!! Dance around 'til you got it smooth!!!!!!! Do the Deidara, dude!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UN!!!!!!!!!!!" XD

by: SonicDX1995 on Jun 9, 2007 12:48 PM chapter 3

X3 I like sasori FUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY XDDDDDD

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 9, 2007 12:54 PM chapter 0

BUT DRUNK SASORI IS DA SHIT!!!!!!!!! ^^

by: zukosavatarofthesunandmoon on Jun 9, 2007 09:40 AM chapter 3

CAN I BE IN HIS DIARY... I LOVE OROCHIMARU HE'S THE SEXIEST EVER

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 9, 2007 09:45 AM chapter 0

Okays!!!!! Just wait till I add another chapter, yeah!!! ^^

by: PunkWolfGirl on Jun 7, 2007 07:49 AM chapter 2

LMFAO!!!!!! xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD LMAO LMAO LMAO!!!! ROFL!!!! -Faints- xDDD

Great Funny Story, Jsckie-Chan ^-^

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 7, 2007 08:03 AM chapter 0

Now we use Orochimaru as our pokemon!!!!!!
But we always put our Orochimaru-proof goggles before using him in battle.

by: PunkWolfGirl on Jun 7, 2007 07:49 AM chapter 0

I Mean Jackie ^^'

by: Haku17 on Jun 4, 2007 09:41 PM chapter 2

i wonder what sasuke looks like when sleeping?....

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 5, 2007 12:44 PM chapter 0

Probablysadlooking.

by: Haku17 on Jun 4, 2007 09:39 PM chapter 1

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!
this story is so funny!!!!!!! hahahahahahaha!!!!!

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 5, 2007 12:44 PM chapter 0

Thnx...Hey!Myspacekeyisntworking!!!!

by: SonicDX1995 on Jun 1, 2007 04:44 PM chapter 2

XD nice

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 1, 2007 04:53 PM chapter 0

Thnx!!!!!^^

by: HeiesgirlSable on Jun 1, 2007 07:06 AM chapter 2

O.O must..... not.... laugh..... at.....Â Sasuke's.....Â misfourtuneÂ !!!! MICKEY!! O.O Whinny-The-Pooh? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by: KidRaccoon on Jun 1, 2007 12:40 PM chapter 0

Stupid Sasuke. Actually, I think he might have had some fun.

by: DragonGirl1136 on May 31, 2007 12:13 PM chapter 2

^w^ *imagines Sasuke at DisneyLand* LAWLZ! XDDDDDDD

by: KidRaccoon on May 31, 2007 03:10 PM chapter 0

Imagine him with Mickey ears and a Winny-the-Pooh scarf!!!!!

by: DragonGirl1136 on May 29, 2007 02:13 PM chapter 1

.....................

*explodes into uncontrolable laughter, then falls out of chair and has a seizure*

by: KidRaccoon on May 29, 2007 02:27 PM chapter 1

It was so scary...I still have nightmares.
*hugs Kabuto*
Kabuto: The images are burnt into my head...*cries*

by: SonicDX1995 on May 29, 2007 12:47 PM chapter 1

XDDDDDDDDDDD pagent...sauske,,monopoly...underwear XD

by: KidRaccoon on May 29, 2007 12:51 PM chapter 1

That was REALLY BAD KARMA.

by: SonicDX1995 on May 30, 2007 11:35 AM chapter 0

XD yeah

by: HeiesgirlSable on May 28, 2007 09:31 PM chapter 1

O.O HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHA

by: KidRaccoon on May 29, 2007 05:13 AM chapter 1

That was the scariest thing in the world, I'm telling you.