the theory of the bullcrap known as evolution (south park)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS2JIETqftM
the funniest thing i've ever heard on south park XD
i support this cause i dont believe in evolution and think its a bunch of bullcrap as well

okay children today i'm going to teach you the theory of evolution.

i for one think that evoluton is a bunch of BULLCRAP!!! >:(

...but i've been told i had to teach it any way >_>

it was thought up by charles darwin and it goes something like this:

in the beginning we were all fish, okay? swimming around in the water.

and then one day a couple of fish had a RETARD BABY!!! and the retard baby was different so it got to live.

so retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day a retard baby fish crawled outta the ocean with its....mutant fish hands... >_>

and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog squirrel.

and then THAT had a retard baby which was a...monkey fish frog.

and then THIS monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey.

and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey, and that made you!

so there you go!

your the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having butt sex with a fish squirrel, CONGRADULATIONS!!