RAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

GOD frackING DAMNIT!!!!!!!!

I swear, I wanted to punch my TV into a thousand tiny pieces last night!! Ya know, like, Lion Barrage its @$$!!

I was bored and couldn't sleep, so I flipped it onto Naruto on Cartoon Network, 'cause I knew that the episode where Lee got drunk was on last night. I started to watch it, then turned off my TV for fear of killing it.

Offense number 1.
They edited out Lee's drunk blush. That just ruins the effect. >:(

Offense number 2.
They called sake 'Elixer'. WHAT THE HELL IS ELIXER!!!!!!!?????

Offense number 3.
They called it the 'Loopy Jutsu', instead of the 'Drunken fist'. That right there just DREW THE GOD DAMN LINE!!!!

In conclusion, English dubs suck, so if you like them, go overdose, or stand in the middle of a busy street. Please. >:( If you like them, I will send my cousin's dog to rape you. >:(

Seriously. When I first got into Naruto, my cousin was already a HUGE fan, and she had the internet. So she watched Naruto on Youtube, English subbed. I didn't have the 'net at the time, and could only watch American dubs. I said I liked them. And then, and this is no joke, her dog ran up to me and (I was sitting down) started humping my head. >:(

So yeah, If you like them, I'm sending my cousin's dog to rape you. >:)