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My weird sayings ^^

Blog Entry: My weird sayings ^^

Blog Entry: My weird sayings ^^
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Posted by: Goldenlight
Posted: February 15, 2008, 7:13:49 PM
Updated: May 23, 2008, 9:26:41 PM
Mood: Happy Happy Joyful ^^
Eating: nothin at the moment
Drinking: nothing
Currently: typing on this computer
Listening To: the steady hum of the computer
If you don't like my driving get off the SIDEWALK!!!!!

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. I have 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

Duct tape is like the force, It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

Can bald men get lice??

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?

Ok we all know the speed of light right? SO what's like the speed of dark?

What's another word for Thesaurus?

"Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliement? Since when are buttons cute?

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

I can resist everything except temptation.

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.

Reality is for people with no imagination

When in doubt- shup up!

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?