Weird Quiz

Whats your favorite color?
[ ] Red = loud
[ ] Green = stupid
[ ] None = freaky
[ ] Fuzzy = gorgeous
[ ] Yellow = innocent
[ ] Purple = a little too happy
[X] Black = emo
[ ] Stripes = funny
[ ] Gray = skanky
[ ] Pink = preppy
[ ] Light blue = sweaty
[ ] Other = hot
[ ] White = sexy
[ ] Blue=creepy

What kind of pants are you wearing?
[ ]Shorts = cutie
[ ]Skirt/skort = skank
[ ]Corduroy = gay
[ ]Tight jeans = scene kid
[X]Ripped jeans = emo
[ ]Cammo = cage fighter
[ ]Jeans = prep
[ ]Pajamas = pimp
[ ]Cargo = clown
[ ]Sweats = athlete
[ ]Boxers = brat
[ ]Booty shorts = female
[ ]Capris = Gangster
[ ]Nothing = hoe
[ ]Dickies = weirdo
[ ]Bikini bottoms = tiki
[ ]Other = addict

What is your natural hair color?
[ ]Auburn = that every one wants to make out with
[ ]Blond = with a broken heart
[ ]Black = with a pretty smile
[ ]Dark brown = with a hot boyfriend/girlfriend
[ ]Red = that likes to have fun
[ ]Brown = who loves to be different
[x]Dirty blond = with a nice butt
[ ]Bald = with herpes

Pick the month you were born on:
[ ]1 = and ate
[ ]2 = and needed
[ ]3 = and killed
[ ]4 = and shot
[X]5 = and ran shirtless with
[ ]6 = and smoked with
[ ]7 = and kissed
[ ]8 = and cuddled with
[ ]9 = and got stabbed horribly by
[ ]10 = and killed
[ ]11 = and slept with
[ ]12 = and ran with

Pick the day you were born on:
[ ]01 = the kool-aid man
[ ]02 = a dog
[ ]03 = a shoe
[ ]04 = a toothbrush
[ ]05 = Santa Claus
[ ]06 = The Trojan man
[ ]07 = Barny the dinosaur
[ ]08 = a cat
[ ]09 = a star
[ ]10 = a bag of weed
[ ]11 = my lover
[ ]12 = a glass of milk
[ ]13 = a horse
[ ]14 = a parent
[ ]15 = a box
[ ]16 = a homeless guy
[ ]17 = a jew
[ ]18 = an orange
[ ]19 = a homo
[ ]20 = my mom
[ ]21 = a pickle
[]22 = a twinkie
[X]23 = my crush
[ ]24 = an easter egg
[ ]25 = a jar of honey
[]26 = a condom
[ ]27 = a bowl of cereal
[ ]28 = a french fry
[ ]29 = your dealer
[ ]30 = Paris Hilton
[ ]31 = your grandma

Pick the color of the shirt you are wearing
[ ]White = because I love you.
[X]Black = because I'm sexy as hell
[ ]Pink = because the little people told me to
[ ]Blue = because I have AMAZING boobs
[ ]Red = because I'm a pimp and your jealous
[ ]Polka Dots = because I my life
[ ]Purple = because I got dared
[ ]Gray = because I'm cool like that
[ ]Other = because that's how I roll
[x]Green = because I'm good in bed
[ ]Orange = because I smoke
[ ]Turquoise = because I have a noodle in my nose
[ ]Brown = because I had to
[ ]Shirtless = because I've got abs

Results:

Emo emo with a nice butt ran shirtless with my crush because I'm sexy as hell.

WTF...