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Book of lame ninja jokes!!!

Blog Entry: Book of lame ninja jokes!!!

Blog Entry: Book of lame ninja jokes!!!
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Posted by: NaotaNoir
Posted: February 5, 2009, 2:21:32 PM
Updated: May 11, 2009, 1:47:32 PM
Mood: pumped
Eating: Ramen
Drinking: sweet sake
Currently: free running
Listening To: everybody needs a ninja!
1. How many ninja dose it take to screw in a light bulb? none, because they kill in the dark.
2. How much wood would a sound ninja chuck, if a sound ninja could chuck wood? One, so they can pull off subtitution jutsu. *poof runs away* Two, to make chop sticks to eat ramen with. finally the last ones are to make a trap above you with.
3. Why did the ninja cross the road? Too get to the ramen on the other side!
4. Why do ninja tell jokes? So, you can die laughing.

Thats all I got so far I need help!!! I need someone to help me out. =3 we need to make the book of lame ninja jokes for ninja everywhere!!!