SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THIS JOKE
Blog Entry: SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THIS JOKE
Blog Entry: SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THIS JOKE
Posted by: SketchyPalette
Posted: September 7, 2011, 8:45:13 PM
Updated: September 7, 2011, 8:45:37 PM
Posted: September 7, 2011, 8:45:13 PM
Updated: September 7, 2011, 8:45:37 PM
ALRIGHT SO this guy walks into a bar-WAIT DON'T LEAVE THIS IS GOOD
Anyway, guy walks into a bar and sits down. He turns to the bartender and asks for a "magic coke". The bartender nods and pours a coke for the man. This woman sitting next to the man turns to him and asks what it a magic coke is. So the guy says
"I bet you I can drink this, jump off the roof, and fly around the building"
The woman, seeing this man was obviously insane, took the bet. The man drank the coke, jumped off the building and flew around a couple times. By the time he was done, the woman was in shock. She decided to try it for herself and ordered a magic coke. She drinks it, jumps off the roof, and falls off the building. The bartender turns to the man and says...
"You gotta stop pulling this crap, Superman"
...Well, I thought it was funny.
Anyway, guy walks into a bar and sits down. He turns to the bartender and asks for a "magic coke". The bartender nods and pours a coke for the man. This woman sitting next to the man turns to him and asks what it a magic coke is. So the guy says
"I bet you I can drink this, jump off the roof, and fly around the building"
The woman, seeing this man was obviously insane, took the bet. The man drank the coke, jumped off the building and flew around a couple times. By the time he was done, the woman was in shock. She decided to try it for herself and ordered a magic coke. She drinks it, jumps off the roof, and falls off the building. The bartender turns to the man and says...
"You gotta stop pulling this crap, Superman"
...Well, I thought it was funny.