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Blog Entry: LOLS

Blog Entry: LOLS
Posted by: Tailboundhounds
Posted: June 5, 2011, 10:55:31 AM
Mood: Blah
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?

A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well."

I got this off of I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THIS.