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Blog Entry: First Entry

Blog Entry: First Entry
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Posted by: WingsofGod
Posted: April 5, 2009, 11:04:35 AM
Mood: Amused
Eating: Butter Brot mit Himbeermarmelade
Drinking: Orangesaft
Listening To: DoTa - Basshunter
For the record, if I see any Sue stories, they will be reported to a fellow spork community and you will have it criticized. Moving right along...

Hello! This is Matt speaking. I'm a dude, thanks, and I outrank all of you. I am Right Hand next to God and I like sitting my @$$ there cause it's comfortable. </sarcasm> Anyway, God is an awesome guy. He's blessed me with good literary merit and the power to see anything deemed lower than elementary standard, which many stories nowadays seem to be. If you misspell frequently, butcher languages besides English (especially Japanese), refuse to see a character's true personality through your delusions of falling in love with him/her, and or otherwise come up with an idiotic plot line that doesn't even make remote sense, you'll be guaranteed that somehow, my friends and I will find it and have someone spork it.

That will be all :D

Now to upload some of my works... then again, we'll see how this site is my first week. If I don't like the idiots on here, I'll go ahead and leave. Until then, hide your small children and put forth your crap called fanfiction.