Vegetarianism

Well, I'm a vegetarian. Not for the reason you think. Animals are stupid, they feel pain, they're so abused. *dry heaves* I don't care about animal rights...unless they're cats xD. I mean, I do, but it's the circle of life. True, animals do not deserve to die in such cruel ways, but I get joy out of watching my cat rip apart birds. It's not that big a deal to me. No, animals are poisonous to people. Cancer, diabetes, mad cow disease, trichinosis, E. Coli, and let's not forget obesity. Do you really want to get one of those?

*Stupid voice* "Well, my dad eats meat all the time and he's fine."

Ah, but was your dad born yesterday? Meat was safer back then than it is now. Now that it's jacked up with all this shoot, I'm not gonna touch it, let alone eat it. You go ahead, waste your life. Not that I'm saying you're gonna die automatically. No, I'm just paranoid about everything. Chances are, you'll be fine. But chances are, you weigh more than average, huh? Well, I do too. I weigh about five pounds more than I'm supposed to. Or maybe I'm underweight. I don't know. You tell me. I am 5'1 and I weight 124 pounds. I don't know if it's bad or good. Maybe average. Nevermind that though. I'm an ovo-lacto vegetarian...for now. I'm going vegan as soon as we can afford it. Ovo-lacto means I still have an egg for breakfast with a glass of milk. But that stuff is bad for you too. The milk could have cow nipple puss and blood in it. This is why I don't drink pre-made chocolate milk anymore. Now that I know why they put the chocolate in it...to cover up the blood and stuff. I mean, it's pasteurized, but still gross. Am I crazy? Most likely. Vegan is where you eat no meat, drink no milk, no eggs, yogurt, anything that is or comes from an animal is not for you basically. This is what I want to be. I am working on it...slowly. I'll eat tofu...but I'm allergic to soy. Isn't that funny? Soy milk is a big no-no for me. Uncooked soy'll make my throat swell up and my breathing will be limited. Cooked soy will only give me a stomachache. Ah, but how I love tofu. I don't drink soy milk. I drink almond milk (when we have it). Almond milk is creamy and delicious. I like the stuff by this brand called Almond Breeze. Thumbs up for advertising. So, you know why I'm a vegetarian. Not just a vegetarian...an ov-lacto-soon-to-be-vegan vegetarian. Yeah, that's not weird or crazy at all. *Hurries off to finish homework*