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I love my children as much as anybody in here. I let them watch TV and stuff -- when I let them out of the shed.



I do not understand why people write letters to magazines. It accomplishes nothing; it's pointless. [If] you want to see your name in print that bad, write on a piece of paper and look at it: 'Ah, there it is. Just as I always dreamed.'



'Don't touch it they said. You touched it. It broke. You tried to fix it. Then what happened?'