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So they ask me, 'Would you like to answer your secret security password question?' I think, 'Oh yeah, surely I can answer a question posed by slightly younger me.'


You get into a lot of fights growing up with a lazy eye, 'cause no matter how I look at you it's the wrong way.



Jeff: How do you not know who his mother is?

Achmed: I had 46 wives, you idiot. They all dressed the same and their faces were covered.

Jeff: How'd you tell them apart?

Achmed: The numbers on their backs.

Jeff: That's terrible.

Achmed: I know. Mother's Day is a dog and so were most of the mothers.