Conspiracy Theories

Here is a few Conspiracy Theories that I believe in:

I believe every radio station, as soon as I switch over to it, it always plays songs I hate.

I believe there is a company that puts terrible puns into shows that I like.

I believe in the Illuminati Conspiracy, mad, yes.

I believe Shoe Stores, if they ever have my size, they won't fit me, because they're all for narrow-footed people

I believe if I ever want to buy a record or CD I seen in a shop a few days ago, they will remove it from the stock to inconvenience me.

I believe as soon as I see a shirt I think is awesome in a shop, they will never have it in my size, or I shall be £1 under the value.

I believe as soon as I sell a console, game, etc., they either bring out a new kick @$$ game or it becomes really awesome.